Sarah K. Parker

Oh my my what a time to be alive

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Not me downloading this app for the first time in 8 years just so I can read @NoahKahan’s tweets (are they even still called tweets? Idk)

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@FedExHelp Still waiting for a package that should have been delivered on December 2nd. Called customer service & they said someone would be calling back but I haven’t heard anything. It’s been in transit to Chicago (out of the way) with no movement since Thursday?

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@USPSHelp My package was in Columbia SC, not even two hours from where I live, & it was transferred to GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN?! How does this even make sense.

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@USPSHelp I have a package that has been sitting at my local post office for A WEEK “acceptance pending”. It’s kind of important & I can’t seem to get any help.

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Hey @instagram, I keep getting this error message when I try to log in to my account & then my other account I can’t like/comment on anything or post stories. When is this going to be resolved? #instagramdown #InstagramBlackout2019

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Also the only good commercial was the Alexa one with Harrison Ford. The end.

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

The refs definitely need to be named the MVPs of this game.

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

I need a horse in my life again. 😭

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #TravisEtienne! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Sometimes I look back at pictures of my old house so I can remember what stuff I own. This is life when you’re in limbo & everything is in a storage unit. 😭

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Florence needs a World Market. 🙏🏻

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

I need to start riding horses again. The only workout program I enjoyed. 😂

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

March into Spring with a $2000 spring shopping spree from @articlemodern! https://t.co/8rdv57CNh8

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

This time next week we will be back in Florence! 🙌🏻

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

Thank you Philadelphia Eagles for beating Tom Brady tonight. 🙌🏻

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@jarrettp_ Made a big mistake. 🙄

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

We accepted an offer on our house yesterday after only 3 days on the market! Everyone please pray with me that the sale goes through & we get to close on time! 🤞🏻😇

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@pradams33 Y’all be safe driving all the way out there in the snow mess! But that’s awesome! We are actually making some changes in 2018 that I’ll hopefully be posting about in the next couple of weeks! Super excited! 😏

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@pradams33 I bet! I could only enjoy it if work was cancelled. 😂 I couldn’t drive in that. I don’t even know how you do it! Do you still work all the way in Kiawah?

[Sarah K. Parker @skatparker]

@pradams33 I’m jealous!! Looks so pretty!