Mexican Cuisine

Cats, Bass, Art, boys are gross

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"People make oopsies, just dont do it on my time." MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"Did you hear that man's voice? I turned into an innie real quick"
#iykyk

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

My boyfriend is gross

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"I think I need to be more sensitive to other people......NAH."-MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"I stay away from sports I'm missing a chromosome, I'm more into chess"-IP

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"If you wear that, you can definitely throw it, but you're also gonna dump it." -J

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"I'm got my high pony tail on to give me high hopes"-BF

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

Dating a man and being eaten out by a man is the same feeling. I will provide no context

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"That's mean, we shouldn't take advantage of women. Just men."-MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"My back hurts from carrying this ass around all day!" -my 100lb roomate

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"Call me a whore, but in sea shanty"

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"If my man doesn't build me a palace made of jello I don't want him"- MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"It's a hey in the front and an oh my god in the back"-MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"I took one day off from drinking last week and now my tolerance is shot." -N

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"If I could lay on my own tits would." -MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"I'm just a poor, malnourished child with a fat ass"-MK

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"Let me know when you're on my level"
"Let me know when your hair line grows back"
- heard at bar

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"Why is it called whale blubber, it should be blubba, the hard R is not it."-SC

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"Call me "Chef boy-are-deez-nuts-delicious"

[Mexican Cuisine @skayholy]

"You can pour some maple syrup on my dick in the morning and call it breakfast sausage"