skaz

j’ai vu la vie dans un BMW 645i

[skaz @skazpv]

@jrmmbd95 dm stp

[𝐕𝐈 @6uhle]

this should be the last time you walk that carpet whoever you are Lena

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> walk around your city catching pokémon
> game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not
> 30 billion scans later
> niantic owns a more detailed map than any government
> sells game for $3.5B
> spins off a spatial AI company
> your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure
> delivery robots now navigate using your walks
> you were never the player. you were the product.

[nacim @choutzn]

mais qui sont tous ces fils de putes

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Kim Jong Un when one missile mistakenly lands in North Korea.

[3arbi latino🇲🇦🇧🇷🇨🇴🇵🇸 @rindobaiken]

Depuis hier je rigole

[🎣 #killAraujo @n0thatdeep]

suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

[cramptologue @cramptologue_]

🚨 EXCLU FROM @TMZ : NEW ARNTREAL DROP JUST LEAKED

(from an unknown source 🇮🇱)

[skaz @skazpv]

@ecomlord Al barari ou rien

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

One thing the last years taught me: without Russia, China and Iran, humanity would have already died and every last human would be a slave in a Zionist-Western nightmarish technofascist global regime, with no dream of escape

[Common Sense Extremists @crushmarxismnow]

Third world people are impressed by someone not immediately raping a sexy woman

[Interstella 5555 @Interstella4L]

Women if they had to live the life of an average-looking man for just one day..

[prop @propernator]

I'm an alcoholic

[atlas @reatlashype]

Having a girl when your bag is down is the worst

You’ll be down $100k in a day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner

Like bro, we might not eat for weeks what are you talking about

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

i'm about to make ten million dollars

[gitan déconstruit @gitanqueer]

@Griknotte Arrête de bouffer, lâche ton écran et sors marcher? Au hasard

[skaz @skazpv]

y’a encore des humains qui continuent les études en big 2025 🤣🤣🤣 y’a des gars en slip dans leur chambre qui font + que des médecins en fin de carrière

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

France really saw Olympic Opening Ceremonies like this then decided "Nah, let's make ours fat and trans and gay."

[naiive @naiivememe]

People who've been in crypto more than 2 cycles