SK Berit

Author of The LIttle Book of Big Roolz and My Shorts Are Showing. Contributing author to Crow Town and Crow Town 2 anthologies. Butler to my Black Mouth Cur.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot I want to see who the buddy got.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@sciencegirl OTOH, guys, you won't have to give her your house and half your money.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

In LOTR, the shire spent so long sheltered from evil that it began to think evil did not exist.

The west is like the shire.

We must save the shire.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot They *demand* honesty in a relationship, but when you scratch the surface it's a one way street, and they only want it to cover very specific topics. Which they won't tell you.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot One of them is they don't know how to be happy. They will see you being happy and want some of that. But you can't give it to them because they have to do it themselves. So the they despise you for being happy and work to rob you of it.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@TexitDarling Do they NOT have cannon supplies? Never going there again.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@Oneiorosgrip You see, if I give my money away the I don't have it anymore. Strange how it works, no?

[Tyler Durden’s Toxic Masculinity @TylerBeThyName]

@Rach4Patriarchy

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot It exposed women. Or rather, women used the internet to expose themselves, literally and figuratively.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@usuallypregnant I don't want to be in the same room.

[SK Berit @skberit]

Miss Penne Lane of the day.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@TaraBull She wants to wet her beak.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot Women have done themselves no favors by revealing how they think on social media and podcasts. But men are getting their eyes opened.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Well well well…

[SK Berit @skberit]

@JackNapierNot Ha! No. Government ruins everything.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@CallMeK1123 I don't know about nobility, but Grace has some honkers.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@TaraBull They don't care that the whole world knows they are actively cheating because they honestly think nothing will happen. They might be right.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@MomsPostingLs As David Mamet says, a crush is just a lack of information. Looks like that problem got solved.

[SK Berit @skberit]

@TRHLofficial You can just run away from the female cops and they can't catch you