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[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

That’s why Dipke needs Ranka & Sourav Das. Those two come from the AAP school of politics. They know better to never take off the cloak of nationalism & democracy

[Relatable Guru @Relatable_Guru]

Another Banger 🗿

[Saumya Verma @nikkuv5787]

At this point I want RAM prices to go up for this

[Darshit Patel @darshitpatel84]

The Modi luck strikes yet again.

Barely 48 hours into Elon’s meltdown, and he single-handedly convinced the entire country why handing critical telecom infrastructure to an unpredictable billionaire is a massive security risk.

Modi looks like a visionary without lifting a single finger. 😃😃😃

[Maj Manik M Jolly,SM @Manik_M_Jolly]

1. Announce you’re undercover
2. Enter festivities with grumpy face
3. Carry your security along; who are dressed exactly opposite to the crowd
4. Post it online.

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

PR is killing professionalism across the board !

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Zelensky literally begs Elon Musk to switch on STARLINK or thousands of Ukrainians will die!

He accuses Trump and Musk of betraying Ukraine, claiming Starlink's overnight disruption crippled interceptor drones that rely on the satellite network, putting Ukrainian lives at risk.

The same Starlink they wanted in India and Rahul & opposition were all out supporting!

[Arun K. Yadav @Arun73326698]

Sonu Nigam Mimics Anu Malik Brilliantly in His Own Unique Style❗ 😂👏❤️

[Basu-CA & RV @Basappamv]

In Central GST, Bengaluru - Compliance is punished.

Filed for GST cancellation in Feb 2026.
Department cancels it retrospectively from back date.

Now all my clients who dealt with me are being assessed - their genuine ITC disallowed, notices issued, all because of department's mistake.

Applied for rectification u/s 161, reminders given. No action.

Now my clients are suffering, facing harassment. And some officers are openly asking for bribe to "settle" the ITC cases.

We stayed compliant. We filed on time. We followed the law.
And we are the ones being harassed while the authority that made the retrospective mistake takes no responsibility.

This is how you kill small businesses.

@cbic_india @GST_Council @FinMinIndia @Infosys_GSTN @nirmalaseetharaman

This from my client

[Eminent Intellectual @total_woke_]

Ajmal Kasab was hanged for entering CST train station without platform ticket.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Does this remind you of someone? :)

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi | Bloomberg New Economy Forum | Over Elon Musk's tweet on Starlink, Bharti Enterprises Chairman Sunil Bharti Mittal says, "We are all awaiting our approvals. I am significantly ahead of him in the queue. I applied five years back. I have had my ground network ready for the last three years. My satellites have been hovering over India for the last five years. We don't have the permission. So, we will be very happy to get it at least a few days before him."

(Source: Bloomberg New Economy Forum via ANI)

[Matt Griswold @griswold]

Uber: We have many cars 1 minute away, see?

Me: I’ll take it.

Uber: Great! Give me 5 minutes to find a real one.

Me: What?

Uber: Locked! <map zooms out> He’ll be here in 12 minutes!

[Smita Prakash @smitaprakash]

Street will decide who will govern this country. Meanwhile on the streets, the talent….

[Gaurav Kaushal @gaurav7kaushal]

Most Shocking Case Of An Ex-IAS Officer

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

Generational Meme template 😭😭😭😭😭

[shraddha @chaktiman]

Bro was one lathi away from having first hit of his career

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Guy who acts smart meets the guy who’s smart

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

Starlink should not be regarded merely as a satellite internet technology.

It functions as a destructive political weapon in the hands of America.

India is absolutely right not to allow it.

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

70% of the population was shitting in open.

75% had no access to banking.

You had to plan LPG refill.

There was a parallel govt with its own tax system from Nepal to TN - the red corridor.

It wasn’t beautiful. Maybe you were too young to notice.

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

The business outlook for software is uncertain and AI has raised costs dramatically with a) massive 4-fold increase in server prices which we need for data centers b) AI usage increasing rapidly, leading to much higher expenses, which we are trying to control.

On top of that is the challenging geopolitical backdrop.

We have cut down on our marketing budget. We have also told our employees that we cannot have our usual pay increase this year. I have apolgized for not being able to avoid this.

We will work hard to avoid mass layoffs but the outlook for software jobs in general is grim. We have not been growing our employee count for 18 months now.

Most of our employees understand the situation. I am thankful to them.

We are in the middle of reinventing ourselves. The next 3-5 years will decide how our reinvention has worked. Please pray for us 🙏