Shannon

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@cactdude just ed****ors

[ky @curingsivan]

halsey maryland stans: “DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING HURRICANE LIKE ME”

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@amyatoms level 349

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@claudsperca @WormsinHats idk if you’re getting the job

[secret_cp_thots @CpDrafts]

things that highly correlate: the length of the pandemic and my attraction to thigh tattoos

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@Trevornoah @Trevornoah this is amazing and would help my online learning experience tremendously!! please @skearnss_

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

TEACHERS who are forced to do all your work online! I’ve got 50 more Surface Laptops to give away to any educators who need a new device. Please tag your favourite teachers and I’ll pick 50 at random. PS- Teachers, you’re allowed to be your own favourite and tag yourself! 🙌🏾

[cowboy claudter @claudsperca]

coors marketing meeting: how do we compete with all of this white claw hype????

*jonas brothers burst through the wall, burnin up is playing*

joe: it’s about time we’ve cooled down

[A N G E L @AngelEbonique]

Who Run The World

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@mikpick2 #relatable

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@giannacocozzo I can relate

[Kung Fu Renny @ruhnayyy_]

Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@giannacocozzo Wendy’s > McDonald’s

[Shannon @skearnss_]

Mood: getting denied from rec twice since turning 22!?!??

[Shannon @skearnss_]

@madcolli saints & sinners!

[Shannon @skearnss_]

My best attempt to get my third graders to think I'm "cool" on my first day tomorrow = showing them the "it's on avocado, thanks" video... prepare for updates