skecchi

"Why don't we take the earth, and push it somewhere else??" (Patrick, 2~3 billion years from now when the sun slowly expands into a red giant)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You Matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.

Then you Energy.

[skecchi @skecchi]

test tweet 123

[skecchi @skecchi]

new @billwurtz tweets when???

[skecchi @skecchi]

@ainebemine modern problems require modern solutions

[skecchi @skecchi]

iced americano

3 liters

pls

[skecchi @skecchi]

pls give me Iced Americano

2 to 3 liters of it

pls

[skecchi @skecchi]

once more,

[skecchi @skecchi]

@ronaonella can't have a quarter life crisis

if entire life is the crisis

🤔

[skecchi @skecchi]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SOME SICK BURNS RIGHT HERE

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"The British Parliament may be shut down... but the EU is not"

Guy Verhofstadt tells MEPs "Juncker or Tusk can do a lot of things, but at least they cannot close the doors of our house" – as Boris Johnson faces a legal battle over suspending Parliament

https://t.co/vPKoljRacG

[柏木由紀 @Yukiriiiin__K]

やっほ〜やっほ〜やっほ〜🤗🤗🤗

[港区便所 @minatoku_benjo]

「ドラえもん」旧声優陣とのお別れがグッとくる。

https://t.co/Z1CFTIrdYu

[Yojiro Noda @YojiNoda1]

I believe that there's always, always, always, a better way or solution. always.

[skecchi @skecchi]

@StellarisGame If.

#futuristicproblems #require #ancientspartansolutions

[skecchi @skecchi]

me: *boots up game*
also me: "why am I doing this again"
also also me: "because I have to earn money in the game"
also also also me: *surprised pikachu face*

[skecchi @skecchi]

@ronaonella vodka always saves the day

[skecchi @skecchi]

heineken + mountain dew doesn't work even at a 1:2 ratio

[skecchi @skecchi]

then that would just be open spac--oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH 🤔

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

the world's most challenging maze is completely straight, and it goes on forever in both directions

[skecchi @skecchi]

@ronaonella the true bill wurtz is inside all of us, all along.

[skecchi @skecchi]

number 3: *cries in silence*

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

number 2 pencils are a conspiracy to make you feel like you somehow do not deserve the number 1 pencil