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@higgyboson Spend a lot of time sitting on walls these days, do you?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

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couple months ago while binge watching The Blacklist I realized I can do an IMPECCABLE Spader impression. Excitedly tried to show my friends only to receive some variation of “if I knew who that was I’m sure I’d be impressed.” Sorry Mr. Spader, Robert California is still my idol

[K @MyNameIsK117]

This REALLY threw me off balance this morning

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McGregor’s trainers

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

First humanoid Robot kickboxing match officially happened today

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@numabenamazu Is it not just a massive carp? That’s what the scale pattern and mouth would suggest

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hold on tight, spider monkey

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@Touloulalala No! 😭 but it’s on my shortlist, just gotta remember the Hulu login 💀

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Top tier propaganda for drug use

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@kristinaEBP @Touloulalala @Staroxvia Crazy person who just wants to be right! Have a good night 🙏

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@Staroxvia After reading replies, I would bet dollars to donuts that the THC you’re all being served in illegal states is that Delta-8 junk

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@Staroxvia What states/fast food restaurants will sell you weed drinks?

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@kristinaEBP @Touloulalala @Staroxvia You’re being intentionally obtuse. Everybody knows the specific type of establishment referred to when we say “fast-food”

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Rick Ross beard look cel shaded

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They’re called Minions

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

3 men wearing partial hazmat suits captured on camera entering the sewer networks in NYC 👀

I believe something much bigger is going underground.

The World Cup is only days away! Stay on high alert.

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If your shoes match your shirt wtf you even doing bro seriously. Power rangers looking ass

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I farted on tha ATM

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yall alt right motherfuckers are simply not BASED you do not understand the meaning of BASED your entire ideology is against the nature of being BASED, FUCK YOU, RESPECT LIL B THE BASED GOD BE YOURSELF GANG STOP LETTING YOUR DAD DICTATE YOUR LIFE #PLEASESTARTTHINKING #BASED

[Luke Muscat @pgmuscat]

My 2nd solo dev game is coming soon. It is a very normal golf game.