The Lord Skeetbottom

The name says it all, Jasper Skeetbottom at your service. I do declare. Not a communist, former KGB

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@LeisureGod69

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@Redbirdrantssux Thank you for the credit 🤙🏼

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@Redbirdrantssux Alright, unpack this for me

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Considering running a giveaway to a TLOL follower on this money. Would be a win-win, numbies for me & cash for you. Thoughts?

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@LeisureGod69 @Cheapie13 Next year is my year. On 🔝🔜

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

Call me asexual because I fuck #goonin #swerveonthecornerwoah

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@BarstoolOleMiss Sounds like you’re the whiney bitch, bitch

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

They were in fact ready for the BIG FAT L they just took.

[Ole Miss Men’s Basketball @OleMissMBB]

Y’all think @UMClubRed is ready? 😳

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

Idk, could be lit! A place where everyone comes together 🤝

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@LSUfootball

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@LeisureGod69

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@Aaron_Torres I don’t get the narrative that bama is under appreciated. They are literally the #5 team in the country and at about to be #3 or #4. That doesn’t mean under appreciated.

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨my closely held sources say that if elected KAMELA will NOT BRING BACK THESE. This is a shame and she MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. We need these back in society. Once again, source (closely held)

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@Obesebutterfly Mr. Butterfly, this is quite a statement

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@willywidespread Played it back in May with some buddies. Courses were in good shape other than a couple of spots. Greens were soft and slow, I bet that it’ll be in great shape this weekend 🤝

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@LeisureGod69 This guy sucks!

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Me to my pee pee after 5 whiskey cokes @BarstoolBigCat @CoachDuggs

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

@LeisureGod69 Also Joe

[The Lord Skeetbottom @skeetergod69]

To all the haters out there! I’m negative for COVID-19! Thank you 🤝