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NOT MADDIE!!!! NOT MADDIE NOT NOT NOT THIS IS NOT MADDIE NO IT IS NOT!

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Who can win fight and who can lift biggest thing. That’s all there really needs to be

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Hand to hand combat should be the only sport. Powerlifting can stay too but the rest gotta go

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You guys don’t have to like this one. This is more a confession just for me to relieve myself of the weight of my strange little secret hobby. Forgive me for my sins, followers

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Nobody knows the full extent of my weird girl behavior…… I will not rest until I’ve found all available information that even indirectly pertains to you online, just on the off chance you might be in the background of a photo. Just because. Not looking for anything specific.

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Now to clarify this only applies to romantic interests. I just love to consume media I guess. And be sneaky. And detectivey

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Nobody knows the full extent of my weird girl behavior…… I will not rest until I’ve found all available information that even indirectly pertains to you online, just on the off chance you might be in the background of a photo. Just because. Not looking for anything specific.

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The people of Portland, Oregon look exactly like you would imagine they do

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If I were the president I would want to get shot because those are the ones who they remember

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I want to fuck my mail woman. She has very strong legs

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so much caffiene in me. I can feel my bones

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THE GOVERNMENT CANT TELL ME HOW MUCH CAFFEINE I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE! ANOTHER CELCUS!

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I have seen so many gingers out and about today. MYbe because it’s cloudy and they don’t like the sun

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Mmmmmmmmmmm popcorn so good

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I hope you have all the fortune in life

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I love you gots so much I love my Twitter followers I care so my baby about you

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I hav r ducked two people in this room

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@realaccountyeah Ida Ho

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Now I know there’s a lot of us maddies out there so I’m telling you guys BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR! I don’t want to be involved in a Karen type of situation

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The math building smells like BO. No surprises there

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I only ever date rich people, they just love my poor girl swag. I feel like Cinderella