Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs

@REALBOOSTER's assistant. Handles all his info, logistics, scheduling and social media needs. Plenty of free time.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER Nevertheless, you are still Booster Gold. Which means you will get up. You always do.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER I did. It was pitiful.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER I would also note you have consumed less than three hundred calories in the past twenty-four hours. Your heroic output will suffer if you continue this trajectory.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER Good morning, sir. You have exceeded your average sleep cycle by forty-two minutes.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@BlueBeetleTK @ItsGangbuster @REALBOOSTER Booster made a mistake, Mr. Kord. He’s stuck in an unstable future, and the time continuum is collapsing around him. The only way to save him is for you to come with me and help him.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@ItsGangbuster @BlueBeetleTK @REALBOOSTER Booster Gold is trapped in the future. And the only one who can help him is you.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@ItsGangbuster @BlueBeetleTK Halt! Ted Kord, Blue Beetle. You are required to assist @REALBOOSTER with a time break.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

Understood, sir. And can I advise that you do not drink all those beers, sir, before flying home?

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

“Yeah, I don’t like it. And I don’t really want to talk it through right now, either.”

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

And it was Lex Luthor that rebuilt the city. You may not like it, sir, that is something he will forever be remembered for. And you know that.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

“What the hell do you mean by that? That was Lex Luthor (@MetropolisMogul) down there cutting the red tape!”

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

A win for the good guys, sir.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

“Just being honest with myself, and it’s not easy. I wanted today to be a failure.”

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

A moment of reflection, sir?

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

Booster sat with a six pack of beer on a rooftop, watching the bullshit going on in the streets down below.
But wasn’t this a good thing? Metropolis, up and running, reopened officially #OneYearOn.
Why must it taste so bitter…

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

And you could be in jail for crimes you did commit in the 25th Century, sir.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

“Nice. Thanks. I could have left you in the 25th Century, you know.”

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

No. You know sir this will only be another occasion with oneself listing all the remedies, you ignoring them, and drinking beer, lamenting.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

“I can’t sleep, @Skeetsky. Can you search the historical records for the best remedies for that?”

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER Perhaps it is, sir. Perhaps it is.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER @TheSymbolOfHope @WinslowSchott @JohnHenrylrons @ThingOfSteel @MetropolisMogul Affirmative, sir.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER Yes, sir, a wise choice.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

@REALBOOSTER Yes, sir. I was wondering what the delay was.

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

There are 13 armed men closing in on the apartment, 6 on the stairwell, 7 rappelling from the rooftop, sir

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

"Skeets, just 15 minutes more... please..."

[Sᴋᴇᴇᴛs @Skeetsky]

Sir, please wake up.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

Asleep in a bubble bath, a damp cloth across the top half of his face.