Michele

locally grown pumpkin, she/her

[Michele @skeevybee]

@erinn_go_bragh This phrase has haunted me since childhood. Your tweets only confirm to me that all Delco Irish catholic families are absolutely the same.

[Michele @skeevybee]

@truantwave There shouldn’t even be options. Just a box to house mail. It can be up to the post office.

[Michele @skeevybee]

Where do you even buy a mailbox

[Michele @skeevybee]

I’m too depressed to be a vegan. If I stopped to consider factory farming for one second, it would simply put me over the edge.

[Michele @skeevybee]

@truantwave I get this in theory but it just seems so bizarre. The mailbox should just be at the house.

[Michele @skeevybee]

Kudos to Taylor Swift for bomb performances night after night. I danced for a couple hours at a wedding this weekend and I’m still sore.

[Michele @skeevybee]

Curious. People who WFH, do you ever day drink on the clock?

[Michele @skeevybee]

I bought a new tumbler today and just knowing that big ass thing is next to my bed, filled with cold water to sip at any point in the night, brings me all the joy I need.

[Michele @skeevybee]

Blood work is the adult version of buzz feed quizzes.

[Michele @skeevybee]

@erinn_go_bragh Secured.

[Michele @skeevybee]

The most delicious thing I ever tasted was my watermelon lip smackers lip balm I had when I was 7 and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

[Michele @skeevybee]

Has anyone else been checking Patrick Mahomes and Jalen Hurts February horoscopes?

[MLB @MLB]

The Gang Wins Game 3. #WorldSeries

[Philly Todd @WAulgur]

I'm from Delaware. #1st

[Michele @skeevybee]

I don’t know if there’s anyone I hate more than Elon Musk, tbh.

[Michele @skeevybee]

Update: he vomited up all his medicine so I guess the joke is still on me.

[Michele @skeevybee]

There’s nothing more satisfying than getting a cat to take a pill inside a pill pocket. Oh, did you like your treat, smug boy? Surprise, it’s medicine.

[Michele @skeevybee]

There’s nothing more satisfying than getting a cat to take a pill inside a pill pocket. Oh, did you like your treat, smug boy? Surprise, it’s medicine.

[Michele @skeevybee]

@truantwave Send the footage from you wink cam or whatever

[Michele @skeevybee]

I’m going to start blocking people who post Jeffrey Dahmer memes.

[Michele @skeevybee]

I don’t like tacky sign decor, but I do want one for the bathroom that says,
“If you leave without washing your hands, you are 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰.”