Tam

Some sort of a sustitute teacher who forgot she had a Twitter account and probably will forget that she has one in the not so distant future, again.

[Tam @skeletam13]

Substitute teaching question #123: “It says that you’re a substitute teacher, so you’re not a real teacher then?”

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When the highlight of the day is to take the husk off of a corn cob, one should probably re-evaluate their life choices for the said day.

[Tam @skeletam13]

Getting @CashionARC all psyched up to go to the local all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut, seeing as apparently they aren't common anymore. Weird.

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@basetornado As no one has voted in your flawed poll, the answer is no. Obviously.

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Dog looks. #dog #bordercollie #bach #uhhuh

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My aunt said I looked like a stunned chicken. #2016looks #stunnedchicken #itwilltakeoff

[Tam @skeletam13]

I have what appears to be a golf ball growing on the side of my face after having my wisdom teeth removed. I look like a lop-sided chipmunk.

[Tam @skeletam13]

It is always lovely when @CashionARC sends you pictures of himself donating the plasma from his blood. So romantic.

[Tam @skeletam13]

Trying to eat as much as I can before I have my wisdom teeth removed on Tuesday, where I will have to live off of a diet of broth and pain.

[Tam @skeletam13]

Saw the amazing @tweetELVEZ play in Ballarat last night. Absolutely rad! Thank-you for the photo. (: #vivaelvez

[Tam @skeletam13]

Vinyl find of the week, storybook and sound effects included.
#thehauntedmansion #disney #vinyl

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I always feel like a time lord at the start of the year knowing that it is January 1st here and still December 31st somewhere in the world.

[Tam @skeletam13]

There is currently a dachshund pressed up against me in bed snoring. It's like having a warm, loud brick next to you, except it's a dog.

[Tam @skeletam13]

Happy Boxing Day. May it be as good as these smoochin' kitschy chickens.
#boxingday #chickens #smoochin

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Happy 26th of December. It's like the 25th, but you get stuck with all the leftovers and none of the family chaos. #christmas #BoxingDay

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Chocolate ripple cake= Milo mountain. #milo #chocolateripplecake #christmas #yaddahyaddahyaddah

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@CashionARC My hydration is going to be adequate now!

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Airport nachos with @basetornado. The best.
#airport #sydneyairport #waitingforaplane #nachos #nachosnachosnachos

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Daria/Donnie Darko cross-over shirt. Hell yeah. #daria #donniedarko #janelane #frank