Baby Lobster 💫🦞💫

🌟30-ish|ak✈️chicago🌟 Sielf conchus? Luv... who thinks tha hard xx

[Baby Lobster 💫🦞💫 @skeleton_fiend]

YAY! I’ve been trying to do this one second a day thang and I got MOST of september 🫶🏼 it is all mostly just clementine tho ^_^

[layssa 🪴🍎 @walayssa]

"i love you lucy from twin peaks" we all say in unison

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[𝐚𝐫𝐢 🦆 ᴴᴼᴸᴸᴬᴺᴼⱽ @callmeparanoia]

god this is insanely good 🫢

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

for the people who still get confused community have troy and abed friends have ross and joey

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

[hammy @hllnvbugs]

hollanov hamhams

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

If Burger 🍔 had a Phone 📱:

Tomato 🍅: Good morning my love 💕
Bacon 🥓: Hop on Fort 😅
Cheese 🧀: Typing 💬... Do dat look real 👀
Pickle 🥒: 𝓲 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓭 💚

[sunny ᥫ᭡ @obiwhorekenobi]

feeding my chud son a beige square because i hate him

[butch boy fanta🌊 @2grindonmybelt]

said i didn’t feel good at work and both my coworkers went “awwww”

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I hate my solemn oath I'm not protecting this realm. Fuck the damn realm

[bru @hudwllms]

the beauty of adults fx

[Alexander Lacherbauer @lacherbauer]

Describing Chicago as the American Osaka is an accurate comparison.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

FOFO! Hamster com o menor gesso do mundo após fraturar patinha.

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

chicago bitches be like beach dayyyy

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.

It looks like a little beret..🐧👒😊

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

TV EXEC: well your caveman show is just a phenomenon. absolutely great stuff. any ideas for future programs and we’ll green light it immediately.

WILLIAM-HANNA and JOSEPH BARBERA: we’d love to make a show about a big gay puma

[CHRIS @12doomed]

i will break my own heart from now on! #thepitt

[Tianhom @ghostwithmoles]

Shirt. Lace. Skin.