lilly

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[y - Conor Hurley @CHurls13]

lowkey the best part about the Sammy goal is the PA announcer's/fans "GIVE ME A HELL YEAH" call and response coming at the exact time the puck goes in the net lol

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control:

TikTok
CBS
CNN
HBO
Discovery Channel
BET
Cartoon Network
Comedy Central
DC Studios
Fandango
Miramax
MTV
Nickelodeon
Paramount
PlutoTV
Showtime
TBS
The CW
TNT
Warner Bros.
And more

This is oligarchy.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

requiring a subscription for online console gaming

[♱ @jaysxwrldd]

WE NEED MORE FIBER

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

PMDD has you googling shit that gives you a hotline before the results

[K L @BuffaloKL]

I can see it now... the home opener, brand new stadium, new HC that's suppose to represent change, new season full of hope to get over the hump, first play of the game: Josh lines up in shotgun, screen pass to Shakir for a 1 yard loss.

[tippity @tippity]

yall are eating straight protein no fiber just chicken and rice and a few bites of broccoli everyday paired with a protein shake full of lead and wondering why youre not losing weight and waddling around with a stomach full of doodoo constipated af

[Colin W @CWiebrecht]

Everyone watching tonight's episode of #ThePitt:

[Melissa Burgess @_MelissaBurgess]

The ECHL has clearly sent a canned message to all of its team that includes language like "the PHPA has forced players to go on strike" and "the union’s decision to force our players to stop working."

The language is intentionally anti-union & anti-labor.

Support the players.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Writers Guild of America says the Netflix & Warner Bros merger “must be blocked”

“The world’s largest streaming company swallowing one of its biggest competitors is what antitrust laws were designed to prevent”

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

It's like a Choose Your Own Hatch Act Violation.

[tssneegrlnaooi @generationloss]

A what-sized data center

[mary ᥫ᭡ @msmarysopinions]

I'm a nurse who works in "Amish Country". The Amish are not healthier than the average person-in fact, their kids get a lot sicker a lot more often bc they have no vaccines. If they have "no autism" it's bc they don't get diagnosed, not bc they have some magical no-Tylenol life.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️TYLENOL & AUTISM—RFK Jr and Trump are wrong—the largest & best study in the world in 2.5 MILLION KIDS—found no increased autism risk with acetaminophen (aka paracetamol, Tylenol) use by the mother during pregnancy. A crude unadjusted analysis found only a preliminary 5% risk, but once you adjust for family by matching using sibling controls (who didn’t get autism), the even tiny 5% risk vaporizes to 0% 📉. (Fun fact: I used to do drug safety epidemiology and have been whistleblower against big pharma when their drugs were dangerous—so I know a few things about drug safety data). Thread 🧵.

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Imagine if they offered this to medical students, nursing students, and students looking to go into research. Imagine what our country could look like instead.

[Thad Brown @thadbrown7]

Enjoy Josh Allen's odyssey of post game celebration.
I've never seen him so fired up.
#Bills #Billsmafia

[a nice enough person online 🍉 @bigkiitten]

i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented

[lilly @skelillyton]

Guacamole penisss

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

It’s called “active parenting”

[kate 🪿 @xkrdx]

too many parents are blaming food dyes on their kid’s shitty behavior. your kid is not bad because he ate a pink popsicle Linda, he’s bad because you don’t parent him.