Susan Keller 🦬

musician, wife, mother

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Sunday…a little Easter!

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Exactly

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene I just don’t have the luxury of pondering whether or what kind of “need” my case really presents. It’s between coping and not. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 🙃

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene At best, and quiet contempt more likely, well…I’m just drowning without that kind of help from store-bought dopamine and a therapist who helps me cope with my limitations. It has taken me a LONG time to embrace this as an acceptable course for survival’s sake.

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Every boy in my daughter’s eighth grade class looked like he was wearing a bushy wig—backwards

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Like a stopped clock twice a day, you are spot on with this food take. The first problem with this dish is *canned* green beans, and it’s all downhill from there.

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Nope, you totally just did a Christian Nationalism

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Also, that house in the picture is tiny! No open-concept kitchen or probably even three-prong electrical outlets.

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Back at ya 🫶

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene I must applaud you for your correct takes when so many of them are so wrong. Lefties rule!

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@CProtopapas @HansFiene

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@HansFiene Would it be even better than Kenny the Sacramentarian Kindergartener??

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@PortalsOfPrayer Cringe 😬

[Susan Keller 🦬 @skeller]

@bethanyshondark One sign of evil is all the people clapping on 1 and 3 😖