Albert Ko

A person doing human things

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@jkalderash @SurvivorQuotesX Yea I used Wolfram alpha haha

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@JordanKalish @chubicki Woops I replied to them, https://t.co/SI9nPjFGoj

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@SurvivorQuotesX It's 1/6703 for 3 people or more out of 6 to have the same birthday and 1/1606 for 9 people on a starting tribe. 108 tribes, I think 42 were smaller tribes, then 4.6% chance some starting tribe in the history of survivor has 3 same birthdays

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@SurvivorQuotesX I glossed over a few things - odds are better because birthdays are not completely uniformly random. Better odds because some tribes were 10 people, but worse cuz some were 5. Also depends on if you want to count merge or tribe swaps or other types of strange coincidences

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@SurvivorQuotesX It's 1/6703 for 3 people or more out of 6 to have the same birthday and 1/1606 for 9 people on a starting tribe. 108 tribes, I think 42 were smaller tribes, then 4.6% chance some starting tribe in the history of survivor has 3 same birthdays

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@elizaorlins https://t.co/S2OJ12DeQC

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@naomicalhoun Naomi for survivor casting director (so you can cast me, somebody who will not quit until day 5 earliest)

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It pisses me off when I see an #Ad for the army. I pay taxes so that the government can spend money on ads to waste my own time?

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@dcimprov grievance of 2022 - I didn't get on survivor (the TV show)

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@t_z_jia Pretty good when it's inside with paper towels 😅

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Had a missed call from a private number. If it was #survivor casting... Dhsdbhdjdhehdjfhrhhehdhdjis still thinking about it two weeks later...

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#JetBlue cancelled my flight so now I got a whole $50 credit that expires. Woo!

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An idea to reduce #home #property #taxes: build a really ugly contraption that makes your house lower value, then take it down when you actually want to #sell.

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Normal people: I'm out of milk bread and eggs, time to go #grocery #shopping. Me: looks like ketchup and olives for lunch

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ideal #NFT scenario for me: #NFTs fail but prove art is a scam

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All reporting has inherent bias - you choose to report on something you think is interesting, but what is typical to you may be out of the ordinary for others. But if most people know something, that doesn't mean it's not news to other people.

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The #peacemaker intro really encapsulates how I feel in life - participating in something #hilarious but I have to keep a straight face.

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Walking around #NYC and seeing long lines and thinking, ooh a cool pop up or food spot opened up. Nope, just covid testing :(

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Since things are so complicated now, it's very easy to present just one side of a story in a convincing way.

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Are you not supposed to chop liver?

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At what wealth level do people stop using plastic bags from groceries and start buying actual garbage bags