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[AZ @skepdah]

Islam is right about women to such a ridiculous level lmao

[AZ @skepdah]

Cute girl failed out of my program
Dressed like a guy, looked modest

-she has a vsco
-bikini pic

Aaaaand not interested anymore

[AZ @skepdah]

The medium is the massage

[Pato @lloydpato]

When smart phones came out at first it was a bit of a fun, the original insta algorithm was just your pals posts in the order they posted them. Fast forward 15 years and this sinister glowing rectangle has totally changed societal behaviour and dominates youths every waking hour.

[AZ @skepdah]

#edtwt is hilarious bc these things starve themselves to attain a body they genetically just won’t ever have

Like it doesn’t compute to them

[AZ @skepdah]

So beautiful that the fact that this is AI broke my heart a little bit

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[AZ @skepdah]

Almost a decade ago I was in puberty but barely growing any taller, just wider

I genuinely thought it was over. I literally prayed once every hour for 24 hours, begging god to make me at least six feet tall

Somehow it worked and to this day it’s the only reason I still believe

[AZ @skepdah]

Japanese “people” don’t get called losers enough

[AZ @skepdah]

Like obviously theyre not gonna care about your past if they don’t want you in their future and theyre just tryna fuck

[AZ @skepdah]

Historically Men actually cared SO little about a woman’s past that they even came up with the millennia old concept of chastity before marriage

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times. Men don’t actually care about a woman’s past.

[AZ @skepdah]

Wow there are cute girls everywhere at Michael’s and one keeps passing by me for no reason I think I gotta start coming here more often to potentially see them again as opposed to talking to one now

[AZ @skepdah]

I went mini golfing with this girl after work, not even a date, and in her car after she was all over me trying to fuck

They don’t wanna just hold hands and love theyre not capable of that

[☠️ L0N3KR0W⚡🙋🏼‍♂️👌🏻👻 @IX_EVIL_ELF_XI]

"Women dont owe u sex chud" dude I just want to hold hands with her and laugh bro fucking why are women so fixated on sex like god damn can a chud just have some love for fucks sake bro ima kms fr fuck my life I fucking hate jews

[AZ @skepdah]

“Sleep training” is so funny cuz wdym some dipshit rétard whose kids all attempted suicide still has tons of ppl following his advice on making your baby cry alone until they sleep

[AZ @skepdah]

Dogs if they could speak:

[lyuda @cinnie_kinnie]

I just saw the realest bio ever

[AZ @skepdah]

I don’t even like anime yet I still feel like I missed out on anime nyc cuz I’m in dc and dc sucks

[AZ @skepdah]

Yeah it’s probably time to get jacked I’ve coasted far too long on being called husky what am I even doing

[AZ @skepdah]

Are corgi employees not just literally the equivalent of booth babes

I don’t think I ever saw booth babes growing up but this is like the same thing

[AZ @skepdah]

Genuine question who is watching this

What is the target audience

I can’t wrap my mind around how absolutely legit retarded streaming fans have to be I legit don’t get it

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Cinna, Emiru and Bonnie cosplayed as Teen Titan characters 🔥

[AZ @skepdah]

Walking around NYC is physically painful bc every girl is hot and yet none of them are her

[AZ @skepdah]

Dude It is SUCH a pain getting family practice dipshits to do their job

You couldn’t match anywhere and STILL have the audacity to look down on your patients as if it’s not your entire job to help them commandeer their health

Insurance sellouts

[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

Every young White woman's doctor's appointment since birth control was invented:

[AZ @skepdah]

Drinking tea on the deck
Eating chicken and rice
Watching the birds feeding

Awfully Hollow existence man