Skeptical Ninja

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@ZacksJerryRig @PolymarketMoney "Guys we had a drive fail in one of our racks. Can somebody take the company Falcon 9 up to swap it out?"

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@PaFiinsFan @davehydesports You're excusing the president ordering the investigation of a news org for simply publishing a story he didn't like.

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@donie He's a grifting loser. Can't believe any network would waste time on him...

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@OmarKelly He wants to ban vote by mail too

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@Konstoyouralas1 @WhiteHouse Be honest and just say you prefer communism

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@jstlk_ @hutchinson Where's Cheiry?

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@comicsexplained I saw it last night. I think it's getting WAAAAY more hate than it deservers. Was it good, not very, but I enjoyed myself. Consider that going into this viewing, I was getting the impressing that it was Ant Man 3 bad.

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@WajahatAli Mills would have been a fine stop gap, but you morons felt the need to just back the first motherfucker who shouted MEDICARE FOR ALL in your face.

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@OmarKelly It's what happens when the most corrupt soccer org meets with the more corrupt president.

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@LoriSouthBay @IngrahamAngle Sources cited

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@jonfavs @thepondering_ When's your next glaze session with Hasan?

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@atrupar Dude thought the "tan" on Trump's face was real and he tried to recreate the look

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@DouglieDoWrong Haven't seen it yet, but my guess is it's not award-worthy, but likely still a fun popcorn movie, and people nagging on it wanted it to be something it wasn't gonna be.

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@DylanBurns1776 @DanBiancoNYC @ProgressiveVic They still endorsed her even after knowing her position. I dont know man, it feels like whoever is running PV was trying too hard to play both sides, but it's clear who they ultimately sided with.

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@pxielovee @sleepy_devo Ask yourself; If any of these lefty candidates lost their primary, would these same socialist losers be out there pushing people to vote for the moderate candidate?

The answer is absolutely not

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@politico Dumbest headline I've seen all month.

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@notsoErudite Will you be providing bingo cards of all of Rachel's talking points?

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@Ike_Saul This lady deserves no credit. She is an opportunistic Russia stooge

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@ProgressiveVic *Be a "progressive" organization*
*Push shit candidates*
*Cry when you dont get your way*
*Spend all your time on social media driving voter apathy*

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@ScrollofTruthIF @seungminkim Both of them are Republicans...