2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus

He/Him/They/Them
Orangutan #Weregay
#GoingApeshit about #Science
@B_A_Sparr alter ego

[Will Jennings  @willjennings80]

Journalists still asking if this was planned or it just "happened" somehow.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Hogan698 @_KaylaBrantley Local folks here in NW Arkansas have been trying to keep tabs on this shitstain for months. I'd like to think he's good and fucked now, but...we'll see, I guess.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Jamie Coleman, MD FACS @JJcolemanMD]

I’ve given half my life to medicine.
And medicine wouldn’t give my husband a chest x-ray.

Some kids stole a truck yesterday.
And they almost stole my husband’s life alongside it.

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[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@ArchaeologyFitz I didn't sleep last night, and I'm mindlessly playing Borderlands 3.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@DSAArchaeology Unfortunately, it's easier and quicker to create and spread misinformation than it is to correct it. It's literally information warfare and we're disadvantaged by every metric 😒

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

Straight up horrifying look at what kind of beliefs drive some of this bitching about masks. People who think death is a good thing *do not* care about life. Not theirs, and certainly not yours.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@JaedynRuli I struggle with it, too. I hope this organizer helps! I'm going to give it a try, too.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@TomGartner @gorskon @B_A_Sparr Honestly, you being a big ol' dillhole is the only problem in this thread.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@JaedynRuli These look good! What are you using to make them?

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Kahil @B_A_Sparr No?

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Kahil @B_A_Sparr And this account is pseudonymous, not anonymous.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Kahil @B_A_Sparr Sparr is my real last name.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Kahil @B_A_Sparr Oh, and shit talking behind a block is a punk move lol

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@Kahil @B_A_Sparr Anonymous? The account isn't anonymous. It has my real name and other identifying details in it. Even THIS account isn't anonymous, since you're such a fucking stickler for using words correctly 🙄

You're just being a stupid ass dillhole for no reason.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

I feel this in my back like a dagger.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@LeahDierking @MCBazacoPhD

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@shonomercy WHO VOTED NO TO APPLE FRITTERS

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@shonomercy I think it's an excellent idea.

[2020 Sure Is Shittipithecus @skeptipithecus]

@LeahDierking @MCBazacoPhD They might just get it fresh from the tap.

Oh. Oh, gods. Should not have said that. I even grossed myself out.