Shelby Rocco

My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself. -Anonymous

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

@98WSIX when you enter to win the CMA fest tickets but a telemarketer calls you instead... any chance you call from a New York number to notify the winners? #HopesCrushed

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

How much do you think the @Patriots had to pay to rig that game? #ThatWasATouchdown #FuckingBullshit

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

@Eric_Herm When do the invites come out? #bettergetone

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Well it's definitely not Consol anymore #PantsArena #SoClose @PPGPaintsArena

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Everyone in Pittsburgh just became a Falcons fan #GoAtlanta

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

@Eric_Herm @dianakillian his snapchat gave away the date and what the church looks like so who needs an invitation #weddingcrashers

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

@GreyhoundBus can you explain to me why you have a schedule that clearly means nothing to your company? #StillWaiting

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

I hate the bookstore more than humanly possible #CriminalPrices #HorribleService

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Told my parents I got an internship and they lectured me because it was the one I wanted not the one that looked the best on a resume 😑

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Went out with friends last night and woke up feeling like I got hit by a truck... The weird thing is I didn't even drink #DD #FckMyLife

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Glad to see San Jose has such respectful fans #StopBooingLosers #PensWin

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Dear Duquesne Starbucks, can ANY of your employees make a drink correctly? No? That's what I thought #GoDukes @DuquesneDining

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

When you restart your phone and get 30 old group chat texts that you missed the past few days #oops

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

The week from hell gets even worse as I have just found out I have no more meal swipes left! Aka I can't eat for 2 weeks! #Help

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Of course the only time I can work on my BI project is the same time all of the labs have classes #WhyMe

[Duquesne Women's Rowing @DuqWRow]

@MattBesler come watch @mkbyrne22 row on Lake Mercer tomorrow! #biggestfan

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

@RelatableQuote @soaubrious

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

I work in a small office with no windows... they're painting. Definitely getting dizzy from the fumes. This was not in my job description 😵

[Shelby Rocco @sketchyrocco]

Tried doing a good deed and it does me more harm than good... Why do I try?