Spaghetti Man 5000

everything on the internet is fake and gay

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@stanleemichaels "He turned Nword"

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@Rureu195593 @mauddweeb Just say you hate black people bro

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@JLSMITH1981 @SteaknShake Uhh a double with cheese and fries is $6 where I'm at.

[Don Jay @Datkainboy]

“Marijuana brings out the worst in people”

Also Marijuana:

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@Bastardwasp0 Fuck it, put Stunt Attack on there too from Paradise. Literally every mode that ever was in Burnout, make a game with them all combined.

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@Bastardwasp0 We need a Burnout game that has Quick Race, Eliminator, Time Trials, Traffic Check Attack, Crash Mode, Road Rage, and Marked Man all rolled into a Burnout 3 style UI system and the weight classes from Paradise. A guy can dream. Burnout Ultimate.

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@TarotCount @Bastardwasp0 Yeah open world felt novel in 2008 but Revenge and 3 were both practically flawless 9-10/10s and Paradise is probably a 7.5/10 without crash mode, and having dumb intersections for races. I enjoyed Marked Man and the vehicle classes tho. Man I miss Burnouy

[Tray-Tron Martian 3000 v3.0 @liltraytray3000]

I get so excited in the summertime when girls with big tits post instagram stories because like 75% of the time it’s their big tits

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@jimvarneybook ❤️! Made my night!

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@jimvarneybook I threw my little 20 bucks proudly into the campaign way back in what, 2019? And I will gladly wait for a polished product. I loved your book! Jim means a lot to me, so thank you for carrying the torch for us fans. My beat up childhood tapes still sit proudly on my shelf. Love.

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@BorjomiDrinker God, fuck this mindset. Cattle.

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@reddit_lies The kids are alright

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@MmisterNobody Nah I noticed this in the mid 90s owning the VHS. My mom pointed out the moon pie and we chalked it up to a production blooper

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@Clovar_69 Repost of a repost of a repost of a

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@Hermesdeclown @BluebriarArts They are heartless!!!! I've seen them

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@DarthDude39971 @BluebriarArts Yeah, they'll just declare you "brain dead" so they can have an excuse to harvest you.

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@BluebriarArts They will harvest you the first chance they get, then sell you piece by piece for profit. They may even keep you artificially alive for a week while your next of kin sits in agony and grief. This is a dark industry. Get it off your license

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@catgirlprostate Haha, yeah, that's what they tell you anyway. Until they harvest you.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The final scene of The Wonder Years took place on the Fourth Of July and it hits you right in the chest. Happy 250th America 🇺🇸