StraightOuttaCompton

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Life would be so carefree if I were just a hot bowl of soup.

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And all this time I thought Toby Mac was the king of Gospel Rap

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Can anyone recommend me a good mommy blog so I can have something to talk about at my next class reunion?

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Oh, I’ve got so much time for Bonnie McMurray

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@mkellar13 Eh it’s not too bad

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I mean what even is a manatee?

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Whoever invented pockets is a top man.

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This morning, I made eggs at work and had to cut sausage with a bayonet...

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@Co_Cain7 I’m not.

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Are you allowed to shop at Dollar General if you don’t smoke?

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Why does nobody ever give one, singular congratulation?

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@redrobinburgers Ho ho ho

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@redrobinburgers I need the recipe to that Blood Orange Cinnamon Marg you guys have every now and then. It’s very important...

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@redrobinburgers How about the ingredients and I’ll figure out the ratios? It’s all I want for Christmas. You wouldn’t ruin Christmas for me, would you?

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@redrobinburgers Weak.

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If I were in charge, calling your significant other a turkey on Thanksgiving would be a capital offense.

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If West Virginia makes the playoffs I’m asking my barber for the Holgorsen.

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PERFECT ENDING! Let’s Go mountaineers!!!

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I believe that having breakfast delivered is an untapped market.