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Sukuna: Megumi's lip balm tastes like cotton candy.

Yuuji: YOU GUYS KISSED?

Megumi: No. He just ate my lip balm.

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Sukuna: If a beautiful man disagrees with me, I would immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Megumi: I think you should have principles though.

Sukuna: You're right. I should.

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Sukuna: People break up, move on, find new people, but not us. We are together forever.

Sukuna: If you're tired of me, take a nap.

Megumi:

Megumi: I'm taking that nap now.

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Sukuna: Why don't you ever call me by any pet names?

Megumi: You don't remember what happened last time? I called you "love" and you passed out.

Sukuna: Well, what else was I supposed to do?!

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Megumi: Babe, you know I can fight the world for you

Sukuna: But you keep fighting with me only 😭

Megumi: Because you are my world

Sukuna: 😳

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Sukuna: Good things come in small packages.

Megumi: Hi, good things. I'm small packages.

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Megumi: Sukuna, you wanna go out with me?

Sukuna: Let me think about it.

*2 hours later*

Sukuna: I've thought about it and yes, I will marry you.

Megumi: What??

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Nobara: You do realize that Sukuna is in love with you, right?

Megumi: That's ridiculous. I think I would have noticed that.

Gojo: Yes he is.

Maki: Yes he is.

Yuuta: Yes he is.

Panda: Yes he is.

Inumaki: Salmon.

Yuuji: Yes he is.

Sukuna: Yes I am.

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Uraume: I've decided I'm planning a wedding.

Kenjaku: Whose?

Uraume: Sukuna-sama & Fushiguro.

Kenjaku: They are engaged??

Uraume: No, but they will be.

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Sukuna: When someone upsets Megumi, I usually advise them to start making a will.

Uraume: Why? Fushiguro isn't the type to seek vengeance. Moreso killing for vengeance.

Sukuna: No. But who knows what I might do.

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Megumi: I'm gonna prank him by calling him Sukuna.

Yuuji: I don't understand that's literally his name?

Sukuna: *walks in*

Megumi: Hi, Sukuna.

Sukuna: ...

Megumi: Sukuna?

Sukuna: ...are you mad at me?

Megumi: Oh, no. I'm sorry, babe. Come here.

Yuuji: I see.

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Megumi: So, what's for dinner?

Sukuna, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Sukuna: We should get married.

Megumi: We've literally only been dating for a month.

Sukuna: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long.

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Sukuna: Oi brat. Help me set up my gift for Fushiguro Megumi's birthday.

Yuuji, while eyeing the suspicious large box and yards of red ribbon scattered along the floor with cuffs mouthgags and paddles: Why are you in your underwear?

(By: anon)

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Nobara: You’re telling me, a deadly king of curses who wouldn’t hesitate to kill or threaten you, and you...

Megumi: I married him.

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Megumi: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need.

Sukuna: You're a ten.

Megumi: No, it's a pick-up lin--

Sukuna: You are a ten, end of discussion.

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Megumi is a king who deserves the best throne and that throne happens to be Sukuna's face 😌

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[School AU]

Q: Describe the transfer student Fushiguro Megumi

Yuuji: I like how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.

Sukuna: I want him to sit on my face.

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Sukuna: Remember how we fought all the time when we first met?

Megumi: Not gonna lie, I wanted to nail you against the wall in those moments.

Sukuna: Do you mean sexually or literally?

Megumi: Yes.