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brought to you by dry shampoo, wine, chocolate, country ballads, EDM remixes, puppy pics, fresh air + four library cards. see you at the bar(re) + on the bike.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?"

[g @ski_gi]

@ElaineWelteroth @TeenVogue @alysamarsiella <----

[g @ski_gi]

so Tevas are back? 😲 @megansarahj

[molly-mae @mollymaecosplay]

'It is now illegal to ejaculate, unless it's for reproduction'

[g @ski_gi]

if I had marched today, my sign would have said "nolite te bastardes carborundorum" #womensmarch #handmaidstale #strangerthanfiction

[Bustle @bustle]

me after eating 8 million cookies

[Bustle @bustle]

thinking about dessert like

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My dream is to live in the Thanksgiving episode of a 90's sitcom.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The one Mexican I’m okay with Trump deporting is Carlos Danger.

[Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld]

The novel I'm trying to write is so few pages yet already such a mess that it reminds me of when a newborn baby takes an adult-sized shit.

[g @ski_gi]

fascinating cc: @Jessica731 https://t.co/V7tvF4jbmx

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

When dating in Iceland, make sure you consult the Book of Icelanders https://t.co/fIBJnYxTRy 🔓 (fixed typo)

[VICE @VICE]

The millennial Marine behind the campaign to give $6 million to charity for Trump’s tax returns: https://t.co/S7DJQsm0dD

[g @ski_gi]

not exactly how I'd describe this hotel bar.

[g @ski_gi]

don't call it a comeback... #dionnewarwick @megansarahj

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

In other pussy news: cats are getting so high https://t.co/30JElV8xIp

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Yes, Tennessee lost in double overtime because I called Florida out for dodging LSU. Are you really this dumb? https://t.co/ClPpT06Cn3

[g @ski_gi]

obsessed

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

iMessage isn't working on my new phone and now I know how Robert E. Lee felt when Stonewall Jackson died.

[g @ski_gi]

finally watched @mebeforeyou thanks for the good cry. nearly as good as the book. @jojomoyes #mebeforeyou #sobbing

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

If my life ever depends on successfully using my phone's 3-way calling feature, in lieu of flowers...