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CONSERVATIVE damn it!

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@JohnCleese Europe haa you. That's more than enough.

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@RepJayapal @JaipurLitFest I have a VERY hard time believing anything coming out of your mouth

[Chava @ChavaL1018]

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡

[Иacho ® 🇦🇷🔴⚫️ @NachoCavallo74]

@GiorgiaMeloni Perfecto

[CONSTITUTION X 🇺🇸 @ConstitustionX]

🚨 BOMBSHELL THE MEDIA IS DESPERATELY HIDING IT 🚨
While the corporate press looks the other way and protects their Democrat friends…
A state employee working directly under Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs — Joshua Castro from the AZ Department of Agriculture — was arrested for smuggling two illegal immigrants across the border in his car.
They paid him $20,000 cash for the ride.
He was in uniform. On the job. Under Hobbs.
And the media? Dead silent.
Because they’re all in on it.
The politicians. The press. The open-borders machine.
They buried this story so you wouldn’t see what’s happening right under their noses.
Bet you never heard a single word about it… until right now.
Share this before they scrub it.
The truth is out. 🔥🇺🇸

[Mr Pool @mr_pool4]

🚨 WOW! Jake Lang dropped BOMBS at the Dearborn council meeting, infuriating every Muslim in the room

"President Trump, send ICE into Dearborn! They have overstayed their visas!" 💯

"Respectfully, get the F out of my country. We don't want you here."

"We will eat your shawarma in Somalia, OK?"

"They are looking to destroy everything that makes America great."

"We have been taken over without a single shot fired! You will never eat like us, build buildings like us."

"We know your laws in your book about lying to our faces. Pretending to be Americans, wearing your suits - but that doesn't happen anywhere else you guys are in charge."

"There are 53 Muslim-majority countries. In all of them, it is tyranny, destruction, sh*thole living. We have to call it what it is!"

"America first, America only...Jesus is King."

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

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@StephenFleming A mans gotta eat.

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@KaitMarieox Poster child for dont do crack

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@RWB_American Earwax remover.

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@HannahIamthest1 Yes?

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@ViralVideos Kneel down beside him and pray to God.

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@RepJayapal Hey judge

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@RepRobertGarcia @MeidasTouch What a damn pinhead you are. Dems 4 years under the sleeper biden and now you want the files?

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@BLackgold_5 If it's real, it's 1 that will kick your ass.

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@NoDMsPerfavore That's a holder upper.

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@Rainmaker1973 Love that shirt. Makes him look tuff.

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@lippyent A 2nd grilled cheese

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@Victorshi2020 BAAA!

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@RepRobertGarcia Well, pinhead, you had 4 f ing years with biden at the helm and didn't say anything. Spare me your fake outrage.

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@RetroMoviesDB My mother used to bring home her old punchcards from work.