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[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

[Cowboy Communism @cowboytankie]

Burning down warehouses sounds cool until you use your brain for more than 2 seconds and realize the owners get insurance payouts while the workers lose a job

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

science is tuff

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Another Minnesota fraud story.

84.9% graduation rate
49.5% reading proficiency

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

American snacking habits are going to hit Japan like oxy hit western Kentucky.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

nobody coming to save you also implies
no one is coming to stop you

[doomer @uncledoomer]

every post I see from Japanese twitter is incredible

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

everybody gangsta until the amphetamine supply chain collapses when WW3 starts

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Mid level non technical business unit leaders asking Claude where they can cut headcount to reduce waste

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I am so glad I grew up in the era of Xanax and Mango Juul pods. I am absolutely NOT hitting the THC-A LSD-25 Granny Apple Express

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

“The market will regulate itself”

The market:

[Try Not To @ Me @UsingLyft]

I pay way too much in taxes for me to believe this

[luffy @0xluffy]

you can never out compete those who are enjoying

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

The feeling after realizing AI agents means you never have to touch another Microsoft product ever again

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

I’ll handle it from here guys

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

The weirdest part about 2026 isn't what's happening.

It's how many people can see it happening and still pretend everything is fine…

They walk around broke and miserable like it’s normal.

Mass cognitive dissonance in real time.

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