Andy Graham

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[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

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[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

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[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@Aampari4 Great business if you have to lie to promote it.....

[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@DarrenWalton369 Have you travelled and have seen what is broadcast from other countries national TV stations? Unsensored car crashes and various deaths. This is not a problem created by social media. #censorship be careful what you wish for.

[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@Aampari4 Clickbate - Doctored image. Have some respect for the victim.

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[Narwitz @SophNar0747]

Bruh, just open the door and go outside.

Problem solved. You’re welcome.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

How to make yourself look like a twat on social media: Harass a fan for paying tribute to their favourite author on his birthday.

[friendlyjordies @friendlyjordies]

#FireMcQueen @nswpolice

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

WTF

"People in South Australia will be forced to download an app that combines facial recognition and geolocation. The state will text them at random times, and thereafter they will have 15 minutes to take a picture of their face in the location where they are supposed to be.

[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@Transport_CBR @Transport_CBR How many people have used the R10 route this week? 3 buses an hour running empty.

[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@Transport_CBR @Transport_CBR Its 19:18 Can you advise why Bus 414 is reversing into parking spaces directly opposite residential property at Denman Prospect when there are two EMPTY bus bays 200m down the road. You are aware that the buses are causing a nuisance to the community for 6 months.

[Andy Graham @skiandyuk]

@Transport_CBR Three empty buses parked up at Denman Prospect this morning with their engines running. Transport Canberra is aware that this is continuously causing a nuisance to the local residents. This is totally unacceptable from a Environmental, Social and Economic standpoint.

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