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Ha! Tweet.

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Going to be running a prank

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I have a plan

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Going to start adding magnets into my vocabulary I got my co workers on it already

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That thought just sparked inchomprensichle images into my mind

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Reposting cuz I forgot this account is public

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Happy national chicken wing day btw

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I can’t believe that guy turned around

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Just told my co worker about my twitter

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Was debating bringing beer to work today over my coffee

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Just took a phone call from my boss while actively pooping on the John

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The only thing a horse lies about is the amount of beers they’ve had

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Why must this world be so cruel to curse me with shitting after showering. I ain’t even gon wipe I’m so mad

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Farting on a heated seat makes it very difficult to tell if you need to change your underwear

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Horses makns are meant to be shaved in the summer

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Fuck all barbers around the world

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I’ve actually never done a pants beer in public but I’ve always wanted too

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You don’t know what a pants beer is????

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A horse who can’t scroll is a bad as a fish who can not swim

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Reels is still down. Please someone fix this

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Also horses are always hungry