Sam

no

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

So many, but this one is definitely up there

[DAZEEL @TheDazeel_4]

It’s that time again, tell us some phrases that might be suitable to use both in the bedroom and in the garden

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

Keir Starmer addressing the nation's children:

[Alex Dale @typofoto]

What happened?

[Sam @Skiddings]

@benitopacketo @UnderSneege @BovrilG No child should ever be exposed to the harm that is LinkedIn

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Can’t remember the last time a crime news story made me laugh out loud like this

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me at the bar after three(3) Sapporo realizing I’m about to get kicked out:

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting

[Green Screen Videos by Murdoink @MurdoinkGS]

Garth Marenghi "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" green screen

[Mads @europemaxxed]

a thermonuclear bomb for editors

[Anchovy Enthusiast @anchover_]

"Don't view the "For You" Tab. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even know why I opened this app."

[Antoine @TROOVY]

Introducing Hanta Virus

[Sam @Skiddings]

@Pirat_Nation should have called it Objective-Notepad

[Sam @Skiddings]

@jxmnop We have one source but it was lost due to narrow minded moderators

[Lewis Jones @recklessrapid]

Has anyone famous for being a singer (and a pop singer, not a rock singer etc) ever had a more abhorrent voice than Cilla? She hits the notes but fucking hell

[Sam @Skiddings]

@wesbos