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[MLB @MLB]

Because of course! 😂

Max Muncy’s first at-bat of the game resulted in a single hit Max Muncy’s way!

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@MikeFulla @AveryChenier I can hear this GIF. 😂

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Vladdy with a couple of good swings (for outs) and a base hit on a junk swing, as the slump gods always intend before breaking out of said slump.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Babe Ruth hit 380 home runs after Mel Brooks was born.

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@CodifyBaseball @BarstoolBigCat Wear a cup, kids. Still wouldn't feel good, but you'd be less likely to look a murder victim.

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@20WSchamp2425 @JamalSheadfanz @Damon98_ They've occasionally skipped the jacket when they were down big (usually more than four). I'm OK with Kirk not doing it. I'm also OK with Vladdy trying to put it on him.

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@Damon98_ I literally turned to my girlfriend before the pitch and said, "groundout to third."

Alas, it came to pass. I hated being so right.

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@_bkuh_ Pointless hustle over 162 games can wear you out. But exactly. It better be pointless. Otherwise, move your ass.

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@mlb_agent If MLB's owners truly cared about competitive balance, they would already be sharing more revenue than they are.

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@mlb_agent And a team spending floor only shifts who pays the salaries (more paid by small market teams and less by large market teams), but it doesn't inherently raise the players' total salary pool.

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@CameronCrook9 @thehazelmae Because he was starting tonight. That DFA will come in due time, though. He has attained full pumpkin stage after a few competent starts.

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@Damon98_ Yes, he could have taken those two high pitches, but he was protecting with two strikes after having stupidly swung at pitch 2. The main problem I had with this at-bat was fouling back several cookies in the strike zone. He's just … off.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the pre-ABS days were wild

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This checks out.

[Jonah Birenbaum @birenball]

wRC+ w/RISP, 2026

1. Brewers - 131
2. Yankees - 121
3. Braves - 121

...

28. Royals - 86
29. Reds - 86
30. Blue Jays - 81

[Joshua @JoshuaHowsam]

This is a very 2026 Blue Jays game.

8 baserunners in 5 innings, just 1 run. 1-8 with RISP.

And a couple injuries.

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@RadioFreeTom Sounds like he talked to Lady G.

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And then ended it with the crowd-raising…

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is literally out here saying random words and calling it a commencement address. Get a load of this gibberish.

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@CodifyBaseball No City Connect uniforms

No more Manfred Man

Take https://t.co/8XmIje2Sbg off ESPN

Get rid of blackouts

Move the fences back

No strikes or lockouts

Contract the Florida teams
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Return to four divisions
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No wild card round
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Seven-game division series

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Start the political messaging now, please. And keeping it going ad infinitum.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation