favoritism but only when it's me :3 yes I wanna be your favorite person ever mhmmhm ^__^ I absolutely am the best ever mhm I should be your favorite :3c
"bro I think the stripper loves me"
"nah bro. she treats everyone like that."
"whoah, really?"
"yeah. she loves everyone, everywhere."
"even with all the terrible things I've done in my rotten life...?"
"she loved you before you were born, bro. she IS love, bro."
"bro..."