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born on a mountain raised in a cave, fucking and trucking are all that I crave

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in a random LA coffee shop, gonna take a shot (of espresso) every time i overhear someone mention the phrase "queer cinema." I die of caffene overdose.

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not a big candy guy in general but the arizona green tea gummies are pretty good. japan has had a stronghold on the green tea candy industry for too long.

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if I style my moustache in a really specific way I think I can work through this

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i told a girl i liked her and she said we could hang out but i feel a cold sore coming on i think i'll just walk into the canyon and never return

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fun radio traffic this week
1. cat got stuck in a tree, rescued by firefighters
2. woman sprays self in face with bear (pepper) spray. we are at the grand canyon. there are no bears.
3. multiple 10 year olds get bit by squirrels
4. man is bit by bat, has to be helicoptored out

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@bunboozled @goodlouse anything for them...

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did my monthly shopping run but the walmart (only grocery store in the town i went to) had no high quality stone fruit so if im acting more bitter and twisted than normal thats why

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scranton is so much more than just the setting of the office (US). It's also a place you can put into your phone so you can drive from northern new england south without your GPS routing you into going near boston/New York city

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finaly got to see the Evil Strokes live (interpol)

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so messed up that they take the cd players out of our computers and force us to buy external dvd players...

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support group for childfree people who don't hate kids or anything, they're just poor and sterile and lowkey a lil ugly

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@bunboozled final destination log truck scene but its fun and whimsical

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Does anyone else get like a really bad migraine if they repress their feelings too hard or is that just me

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Thank you Kendrick Lamar for standing up for small footed kings everywhere

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So excited to move back to arizona so excited to always be dry and never be damp or moldy

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#TLをお花でいっぱいにしよう

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sometimes i'll see one of those sexy anthro airplane artists and i wonder if the boeing airplane girls are just riddled with horrible stds and wounds and other sicknesses

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why are studio execs forcing artists to make terrible movies no one wants then firing the artists when no one wants to see the terrible movies

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i should win an award for waiting patiently for unfunny memes to be over instead of making fun of people for enjoying harmless jokes

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connecticut is like the new england version of a flyover state