SkinnedOne

Tending to my virtual garden

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@oldfriend99 no one is named "Han Solo." It would be more realistic if his name was Dan Smith.

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

ohhhhhh cause they're both yellow

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Illumination has released photos of the Minions in the backrooms.

“liminional spaces”

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@indianloonie (Batman in JLA comics) If Superman ever goes rogue, my automated countermeasures will instantly activate, flooding the atmosphere with Kryptonite particulate. He'll be neutralized within moments.

(Batman in his own comics) Joker got out of that room we put him in again

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@roxaplasm everyone at ubisoft is going to hell. mostly for the sexual harassment, but this is pretty bad too

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

sometimes i just spend an hour getting angry at the gallery puzzle in Blue Prince. such a stupid puzzle.

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

This is basically every horror movie made in the '40s

[Classy @classybaryonyx]

Will be repeatedly pitching to Kane Parsons "The Backrooms but it's Dracula" until he gives in out of curiosity.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

making an album about peak contents but she forgot video essays 🤦‍♂️

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Post-2024 Whitmer politics

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@roxaplasm oh, good. i wasn't sure that these posts were having the intended effect.

[UESP @UESP_net]

Pictured: Renders of skeletons created for Oblivion.

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@indianloonie another imbecile who doesn't acknowledge Jingle All the Way 2. those fuckers will be the death of me.

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@capybaroness if you pick a book that's too good you're trying too hard. if you pick a book that's too bad you're a philistine who doesn't know any good art. if you pick a book that's popular you're a mindless trend-chaser.

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

every gta fan just wants to play yakuza. however, as those games do not allow you to butcher women, they will never play one.

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Cool yoda ad

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

we all have that one coworker who nutted in the break room microwave 🤦‍♂️

[SkinnedOne @skinned_one]

@indianloonie In 2026 you'd have to put across the spiderverse on there

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

wonder how he had so much time to play games and watch movies on set 👁️… #TheOlderGentleman