🎃PumpkinSlut Saint🎃

Amelia Saint, a poet she ain't. But it's really a question of balls. Ashamed of the fame from signing her name to limericks on men's room walls.

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I've got to get out of here! Give Pop Pop your hair!

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Look, I know I’m like 50 years late to this party, but T. Rex is amazing if anyone wants to talk about it https://t.co/n0Xj6j3Ivp

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Going to miss this store! Every time I’ve gone in I’ve found one of my new favorite things. You should go find one of your new favorite things today! https://t.co/ox68LaxSC9

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If you’re over 60, your favorite hobby is going to waiting rooms and talking to people who are obviously reading

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Everybody talking about how the republican controlled senate ain’t gonna vote to remove yada yada—can y’all just chill and let us have this for like a MINUTE?

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Come celebrate the end of the semester or the beginning of holiday depression season (whichever you and your faith observe) with trivia! Will there be fake Hallmark movie descriptions? YES! Festive... https://t.co/cdqMCFOgCU

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Getting ready for my last final of the semester and the only things left in my brain are commercial jingles from the 80’s. I hope at least one of the answers is
🎵By MEN-nen🎵

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Me: [doesn’t understand obscure video game reference]
Langston: Time for a history lesson!
Me: No, that’s really ok—
Langston: THE YEAR WAS 1985...

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Just grading papers and crying because I’m gonna miss my students...may head to the menstrual hut later, idk

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How I know I need to do a better job with self care...
Me: [reads article about women being forced to sleep in menstruation huts] “That’s horrifying!”
Also me: “I bet it would be quiet tho”

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When you stand up at the dinner table, clear your throat, and shout for all to hear, “Upon gentle Munster and upon Meath/Many in the East are lanky Chiels.” https://t.co/usiU1idQGZ

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“Fall is fucking over, fuckheads.” https://t.co/NJSNvJWpKd

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Wasn’t gonna do a Christmas card, but then I made this event banner and now I want to send it to everyone I know https://t.co/EqnGjENX0t

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I’m not saying cancel thanksgiving, I’m just suggesting we rebrand it. The turkey, North America’s native bird, represents the... https://t.co/BIjhCqXuBI

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Come play trivia with me tonight! I found a weird prize... https://t.co/14bdr56JZn

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I’m doing this today! I think conventional wisdom says that you shouldn’t do readings of novels in progress, in case you never finish the novel, but what if you currently hate everything else you’ve... https://t.co/nllXn6yhcC

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“‘Of course, once people realize you were lying about the donuts, you run the risk of them angrily turning on you, so be careful.’ McMillan added that women should always carry a spare donut in their purse to throw at an assailant before running in... https://t.co/k4aSqIayjh

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Image: Karen Kilgariff Gifs https://t.co/6K8hd34Anj

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My cat meows at me for 20 minutes because she wants me to watch her eat and that ho still looks at me like this https://t.co/uVOIxNaBhV

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“The charity gave his campaign complete control over disbursing the $2.8 million that the foundation had raised at a fund-raiser for veterans in Iowa in January 2016, only days before the state’s... https://t.co/SqlppxVVvc