Sk*nny P*nis

✨ Menace to the Public ✨ Slippery Bastard ✨ ✨ Ancient Astronaut Theorist ✨She/Her/Girlboss

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 31 Jul 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

And frankly I don’t want a man who can read. What do you need to be reading? Texts from other people? Absolutely not! Just be a himbo. Hot, dumb, and kind. Nothing else!

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

I asked Tyler if he knows how to read a few months ago and he got so mad. In my defense I was just stoned and couldn’t think of a time I saw him read anything.

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

Listen I wasn’t born yesterday it’s 6-6

[that SEC podcast @thatSECpodcast]

What's your prediction for Tennessee's record by the end of the regular season?

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Not to spoil the game for anyone, but Republicans will continue denying that guns are the problem while shifting more resources from education or paying teachers to building security systems and hiring guards that won't stop shootings until the public system collapses.

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

@dahliaparton_ I am a smudge queen and a messy writer to boot and the G2 .05 is fine for me but I will now be inspecting new pen options

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

@dahliaparton_ Can you talk to me about Pilot vs G2. I love the G2 .5mm and haven’t considered that other pens exist. Also i’m a lefty iykyk how important this is

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

Nvm! Having a life was for boomers!

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

I love to dream of having children with my spouse before I remember that womens right are being stripped and human rights are in crisis and children get shot every day at school and a global p-

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

@notdessjugas Not gonna lie you are out here being a straight up force of nature i’m in awe

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

@ladyefron

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

@asiavaIentine

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

We need to put celebrities on public transportation and see how bad they think a slap is then

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Wanda Sykes says she is “still traumatized” by the Oscars slap:

"I can't talk about it. I get emotional. I couldn't believe he was still sitting there… Shouldn't you be sitting there with a lawyer or LAPD, motherfucker? I hope he gets his shit together. Until then, fuck him."

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

I thought the Blue Man Group only existed in the show Arrested Development until like pretty recently

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

I’m 27 Years Old and I Cannot Be Left Unsupervised

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

Why do people have babies now and be like okay how many Y’s can I fit into this name

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

My head is spinning from all of the hypocrisy like it’s so easy to see I just??? They really have NO thoughts just Hate Women A Lot

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

If I don’t stop waking up to all this blatant hatred for women i’m gonna def be in jail soon. Thanks to them that’s gonna be easier than ever here soon!

[Sk*nny P*nis @skinnyween]

I’m fucking crying hearing about republicans saying people shouldn’t harass Bitch Kavanaugh at his house like they don’t line up at women’s healthcare clinics and scream at young women who need, like, a check up or birth control