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Educated, skint, exhausted , often scouring police station bins for scraps of work early hours like an urban fox! But in the right frame of mind, funny as feck!

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Been away But Now Back! :)

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Car crash interview this morning by one of the worst Lord Chancers since Truss and Grayling!

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@DominicRaab just watched your diatribe on the news... Behind Miss Truss and that buffoon Grayling you are the worst justice minister ever! Your figures are misleading.......

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@kelvmackenzie just watched the Falklands documentary. Added to your portfolio on reporting at Hillsborough, what an arse you are!

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@Carra23 running his legs off today v Barca legends just like that night in Istanbul! Bossed it!

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Thanks Rishi!…. Toast?

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#PartyGate

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#PartyGate what tosh!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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So Boris won’t answer reporter’s question and is to await the outcome of an internal investigation to ascertain whether he attended his party or not…..🤔🥳🤔😂

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@Tesco tell your ignorant staff member I do actually know what an airport queue looks like. Airport scanners work though! Sort your self service out and enjoy returning my shopping to the shelves! 😡

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"Yeah, good comeback by Chelsea but did you watch Inter Milan's comeback against Atalanta in 2014. That was beautiful."

And in other news Gary Neville has just tested positive as being the best commentator in the World. Thankfully he is not showing any symptoms…

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@robolawyer3 All three! 🤣

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So, came out to the local for a XMAS pint with my son and appear to be caught up celebrating a successful hare coursing event with travellers! 4 pints in and haven’t put my hand in my pocket yet!!! Represented various in the past!