Unemployed Axeman

New sh*t has come to light, man!

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@ShawnAlff @ManyVids But she looks so sweet and innocent!

Shawn, yer killing me here.

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@mikequasar @B4i4qruovr18 @MayorOfLA @CAgovernor Dammit - I got happy for a brief moment.

I don't understand where we got to a society where REDUCING city resources would be a GOOD thing. I'm not against Lesbian Fire Fighters. I'm against Lesbian Fire Fighters who can't drag my fat ass down a flight of stairs.

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@mikequasar @annaclairecloud @SweetSinnerXXX I feel like your life might come off better if you just reframed the reality of it. IOW "How to Work with Beautiful Naked Women Every Day and Get Paid for it!!"

Put Sophia Locke on the cover.

Listen to me, Mike. I'm Pre-Med.

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@UKgirl999 Resistance is futile

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@_SophiaLocke_ @TheLevLieben Dang, woman - you been doin' squats!

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@_SophiaLocke_ Hmm I don't think Martin knows his porn - I talked about your musical background. That was my first point of attraction. I make no apologies.

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@ProducersFun @kennajames21 @Nathan_Bronson @RobbyApplesxxx @ShawnAlff This looks like an X-rated version of Animal House.

"Listen to Nathan; he's pre-med"

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@mikequasar @_SophiaLocke_ @ScarlettAlexi3 @anniekingxxx @SweetSinnerXXX You don't want to be envied but you work with @_SophiaLocke_ and that's reason enough to envy you.

Happy New Year folks!

And Mike - I'm going sober in January. I may need Ketamine, but we'll see.

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Merry Christmas to all. Be safe out there. I had to check, I follow only 8 people on this account, so if I'm following you, you made an impression on me.

Let's rock in 2025!

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@_SophiaLocke_ I just want to say how much I love (yep the L word) and admire you....regardless of the infinite amount of loads you can take. It's the woman inside that counts to me. Yes and your long hair (I have a hair fetish - to be continued). Let's write a song.

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@TrophyWifeNat_ @TrophyWifeNat Wow. Pretty!

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@ProducersFun @ShawnAlff @kennajames21 @Nathan_Bronson Alright - nearly everybody puts on some weight during the holidays, the drinking, the donuts, the drinking, the chips, and the drinking. Yet y'all just work straight through the season like busy, horny elves. Is it discipline? Genetics? Drugs?

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@_SophiaLocke_ @EvolvedFights Not sure I can get this one past the girlfriend lol.....I'll be there in spirit. DRY spirit as I'm going sober in January.

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@mikequasar I've heard of the Stockholm syndrome....but not the San Fernando Syndrome. "oh the weather outside is frightful"

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@ProducersFun @kennajames21 @Nathan_Bronson @ShawnAlff @littlepuck @RobbyApplesxxx Once again, you all make your job look SO much more fun than my job lol. Happy Holidays.

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@MileHighMovies @SkylarSnowxxx @yourgirl_millie @RobbyApplesxxx @THEDPIERCE @ryanmclane @DoriandelIsla @mikequasar Mike, you rule, dude. How's the sobriety going?

I plan to quit Jan 1 (yes, laugh as you may) and not drink until my son's wedding Mid May. Then I'll get drunk around my ex and her new husband and start a fight. I can't wait!

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@friskyfb2 @pinkcutie83 @AthenaWest25 @MilfMandi @TnVixenStag4Fun @msAmandakasbh @KsCountryCouple @Sexxi_lexxi3 @Bbpineapplegpod I wish I could use "Touchdown Titties" as a band name but that would exclude us from Catholic Crab Feeds and School gigs lol

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@_SophiaLocke_ Bleck. I hate smoking. I have an old friend who's not well, so I visited him for 3 hours while he chain smoked. My clothes, my hair, even my skin smelled like smoke.

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@_SophiaLocke_ Wonderful.