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GGMU ❤️

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

This Samson guy was the dumbest person in the whole Bible. You’re dating a woman from an enemy nation, and every time she asks you the source of your strength, you tell her a lie. Then you wake up to find your enemies trying to kill you, fight your way out, and somehow, the same woman comes back angry that what you told her didn’t work.

And you still tell her another one.

You did this repeatedly until you eventually told her the actual source of your strength. Who does that?😂

What exactly was Delilah doing to this man to make him this foolish?

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

“you want me to spend the money your daddy can’t spend on you”

-Naira Marley

[𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕚ℍ🫀 @Arkemys_]

J’aurais pu naître à n’importe quelle époque parmi 4,54 milliards d’années d’histoire. Le destin m’a offert l’ère Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini, quel privilège

[𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 🎀 @Prinnce_isHiM]

When my wife gives birth to a deformed/disabled baby and the doctors are trying to make it live

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

when I get into an accident and lose one of my legs, but the doctor is fighting to save my life.

[Laureus @LaureusSport]

𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘀 Leo 👋 🇦🇷 🥹

Lionel Messi - Two-time Laureus World Sportsman of the Year

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Nicolás Otamendi also said farewell to the Argentine people tonight… and he leaves with a goal. 👏🇦🇷⚽️

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The first man to start in three @FIFAWorldCup finals 🙌🇦🇷

Congratulations on an incredible international career, Lionel Messi!

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Genius, Billionaire, Doctor, Philanthropist

[Blessed😈 @Blessedonx1]

Cracking a 10 in honor of Leo Messi by 10 p.m. today.

[Bruno @tylerdurdenslb]

A comparação com o Pelé e Maradona não é assim tão descabida… atualmente, o CR7 também parece 1 morto a jogar futebol.

[(fan) Hater Central @TheHateCentra]

Dear Lionel Messi,

For years, I watched you play, hoping to see you lose, not out of hatred, but because banting is part of the love of the game. ❤️

And somehow, you went on to win everything.

Thank you for the beautiful days, the heartbreaks, the celebrations, and even the h8tewatch days.

One day, we’ll realise just how lucky we were to watch you. 🐐❤️

One of the greatest hatewatches of my life is finally over. 💔🐐🇦🇷

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

Garnacho isn’t using his youth currently why can’t he give it to Messi

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I'm being manipulated by a beautiful woman with huge breasts again

[Neymar Jr @neymarjr]

Quem ama futebol te aproveitou ao longo desses anos…
Hoje é seu ultimo jogo com a camisa da tua seleção, do teu país e eu espero que você curta cada segundo, que todas as homenagens hoje te façam feliz.
Não é só Argentina que te agradece, o mundo agradece por tudo que fez ao futebol.
Obrigado por me fazer amar ainda mais o futebol, foi uma honra ter jogado contra você e mais ainda fazer história ao seu lado.
GRACIAS Leo Messi 🐐

[Boy From The East @ogbeskyyyy]

“Let me drop the shoulder and do a stepover”
Prime Wan-Bissaka;

[FLEX⚔️ @j0esucks]

Jesus Christ, bro. we don hear now, na you mature pass

[Ryan Silva 🇵🇹🇬🇧 @RSilvaMUFC]

Whatever it is, we’re guilty. Expel the Glazers as punishment. It’ll be hard to move on, but somehow we’ll manage.

And strip us of every Premier League trophy we’ve won in the last decade.

Fair punishment.

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

slut shaming? no i'm a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae.