Thomas Kristoffersen

[Einar Tørnquist @EinarTornquist]

Som om jeg skulle sagt det selv

[Oliver Kahn @OliverKahn]

Exactly 25 years ago today, I scored my first — and only — professional goal.
Contrary to what I believed at the time, goalkeepers are not allowed to handle the ball in both penalty areas.
The goal was disallowed and I was sent off — still it earned me legendary status. 😉

#otd

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars

[ToTo 𝕏 @UTDkingsley]

keep this weirdo far away from my club

[Espensen @Espen____]

Tilbakeblikk: @DavyWathne, Doffen, @bengtomball og Klavenes diskuterer VAR i 2005:

[Thomas Kristoffersen @skipanes]

@SKBFRABERGEN Det ble vel brukt en del midler den sommeren de hentet Yttergård Jensen ++++

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: Neil Ruddock, Carlton Palmer, Frank Worthington and John Fashanu on ‘Come Dine With Me’.

Razor in the buff. Fash inexplicably chilling the red wine. Frank’s avocado vinaigrette.

What times they were.

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

Massive day for the pope.

[Thomas Kristoffersen @skipanes]

@ExVGSvea regnestykket for at Haugesund unngår nedrykk gir 1,6% sannsynlighet. Har nok sneket seg inn en kommafeil:)
(1/62)*100%

[Attacking Football @AttackingFooty]

We have no words.

What a banner.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/L5cMypcTxz

[Swiss Football Data @swissfootdata]

Twitter is a place full of fights and nasty attacks, we all know it

But if something can unite us then it is the brutal downfall of plastic club Manchester City

So let us all come together and enjoy this beautiful moment 🤗

RT to spead the love 🥰

#ManCity #MCIMUN

[Fotballparodier @fotballparodier]

Get well soon, @kylewalker2 💙💙💙

[Einar Tørnquist @EinarTornquist]

Alt du trenger å vite om valg av kaptein og visekaptein den kommende FPL-runden.

[Josimar @JosimarFotball]

Easy and long overdue decision after today’s charade:
Josimar will no longer publish a word about Fifa’s competitions from a sporting POV, but we will continue to cover it from a geopolitical, economic and human rights angle.

[Josimar @JosimarFotball]

Kommentar:

Hva var det vi fikk se på Dagsrevyen dagen etter opptøyene i Amsterdam i forbindelse med kampen mellom Ajax og Maccabi Tel Aviv? Propaganda for et land som begår folkemord. Og hvis man påpeker det i et intervju med NRK, hva skjer da?

https://t.co/8xyHnfzW2g

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

INEOS has put together an incredible shortlist of managers. But most, are already in jobs. It’s not an Ashworth situation where a club may settle on departing with them easily, or even with arbitration/mediation.

Ole is right fucking there. And he wants it. And he knows we are shit. And he’s fixed us when we were shit. Take the goddamn shot.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Haaland's face fits perfectly for everyone 😭

https://t.co/p76lJfbONm

[Thomas Kristoffersen @skipanes]

@MariusHelgaa Du får de beste solskinnsbollene på Edgars bakeri!!