Michelle😇

I am Beyoncé always.

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

💗💗

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

@jodawgs You can always be my friend 🥺 but I need some who aren’t 3,000 miles away!

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

i wish I had a single friend here ☹️

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

The cost of Messi jerseys 📈📈📈

[Newsday @Newsday]

A bill that unanimously cleared the Suffolk County Legislature directs the county police commissioner to stock all patrol cars with EpiPens. https://t.co/1gJv8NWq7W

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

If I spent THOUSANDS of dollars on a wedding and someone shows up thinking they’re cute with an Apple Watch on I’m throwing hands 😂

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

Always feeling like I’m put second. 🫤

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

Why are sheets so fricken expensive?

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

I can’t believe y’all really think those Stanley cups are cute. ☹️

[boredjesse @boredjesse]

@PopCrave Stockton Rush when he ignored safety precautions for his submersible:

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

Add Nacho Verga to my list of fictional deaths I’ll never get over.

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

ONLY a misdemeanor?! Traffic violations are misdemeanors. Get your shit together.

[KOB 4 @KOB4]

HB 9 takes effect today. If a child gets a hold of their parent or guardian’s gun and commits a crime – that caretaker can be charged with a misdemeanor. https://t.co/0xHcBfp1QJ

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

I really just don’t know about anything anymore.

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

Places Lionel Messi could visit this MLS season in away games, given the secondary transfer window opens (July 5th)..

- Washington DC
- St Louis
- New Jersey
- Los Angeles
- Atlanta
- Orlando
- Chicago
- Charlotte

[emmy @askys0black]

Seriously as someone who's been living pay check to pay check for some time I honestly don't understand how anyone can have savings, I feel like I get paid and suddenly a week later I'm stressed about how I'm going to make money last until next payday

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

.@MLS Player of the Matchday 🎩

Mikael Uhre decided he wanted to score Saturday night, so he did... 3 times 🤩

#DOOP

[Michelle😇 @skipperx300]

I just saw someone post a picture of their coffee on snap chat & said “much needed EXpresso” This is why school is important. 😵‍💫

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Andres was Just Too Determined 😤😤😤

#PHIvORL 1-2 | #DOOP