WerewolfbarmitzvAlex

Hello, you fool, I love you.

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Argh! Get these pins out of me! It really hurts! How can someone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!!

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

@rihezi @CustomerH54532 Thanks so much

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@Ryanair hi I think I've accidentally booked an infant seat instead of a child seat for a flight tomorrow. Please can someone contact me urgently to help me.

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

@GooseIsland hi fellas. You should do a beer called Christmas Goose. I would like a million pounds for this idea.

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@CBuckthorn

[user @elecwindgodfist]

throw that little shit on the grill #ASAP

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Good morning from me and my giant spot

[Area Man @Alasdair_CM]

I know this is self-indulgent and hardly a pressing matter but I looked forward to the 21st century so much when I was a kid, even into my 20s. And for me it’s just fucking sucked. I’m an optimist by nature but I feel like I’ve had the spirit kicked out of me again and again

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Four more years of me angrily drunk tweeting Francis Fukuyama.

[honey i am a guy and i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter]

the US election has been so stressful, thank god it's the last one

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

@hubestyle I'll keep it until 2025

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Realised I haven't changed my name back from Halloween. I'm in no hurry

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For one million dollars...

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk will spend election night with Trump

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Bone, thugs, AND Harmony?! In this economy?

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@odder_still I'm not sure I've got the legs for it

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Can't believe I just found this after Halloween. I would have loved to be a slutty carpet from The Shining.

[Grayson @MinuteNerdNews]

I really tried my best.

Doesn’t work in my opinion.

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

Just convinced @CBuckthorn that there was a liner named the SS Ozempic