skippy dammit

Simple solutions for complex issues.
America ONLY!
If I have not upset you (YET!), please be patient.
In HIS Service, except to untrained eyes

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

During the next recession all of the people who are now telling you to pick yourself up by the bootstraps will be begging the government to bail out their investment portfolio.

Just like they did last time, and the time before that, and the time before that...

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around https://t.co/gwJtM54UqU

[Police The Police 2.0 @PoliceThePolic1]

Q: How come all new surveillance tech ends up aimed at the public instead of rooting out corruption within police ranks?

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds Possible Connection Between Current Heatwave And Giant Flaming Orb In The Sky https://t.co/VGAZHDeQxF

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

Anyone else at this point?!?

[D'oh @nolatx]

Remind me again why business doesn't relocate to New Orleans?

Oh, never mind, I remember now...

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

It’s official: letters to prosecute Fauci have been hand delivered to @DOJ.

[Police The Police 2.0 @PoliceThePolic1]

A Sumter County sheriff's detective has been arrested and fired after an internal audit showed that she performed 47 illegal searches in the automated license plate recognition system in order to monitor her husband's ex-wife, authorities said.

https://t.co/w8uLhrt6xB

[skippy dammit @skippydammit]

To Protect and OBSERVE obviously.
Le sigh...

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Insane story that has gotten zero attention: a Uyghur man was kidnapped and stuffed in a car trunk by two Chinese nationals in a wealthy LA suburb, who then executed him during a traffic stop in front of police officers.

Motive not immediately clear.
https://t.co/Fj4UEFPqd5

[skippy dammit @skippydammit]

@B30_603 Obviously "To Protect and OBSERVE" wasn't it?
Sigh.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

It took approximately 137 days to go from $39 trillion in national debt to $40 trillion in national debt.

Thank goodness the party of fiscal responsibility is in charge.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

America has a cancerous tumor called the Fed

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

‘A Fetus Should Not Be Treated Like A Human,’ Says Woman With Cat Named Dave That Wears A Sweater https://t.co/YSgLHtBTMj

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

Allah is not the name of God.

It’s the name of a demon.

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

Trump campaigned like Ron Paul & Thomas Massie and then governed like Lindsey Graham & Jeffrey Epstein

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

BREAKING: As early as Thursday, Trump could announce that he might announce on Friday that a deal to reopen the strait of Hormuz might happen sometime soon.

[Mo Broussard @Crawfish1924]

To this day, Trump still takes credit for Operation Warped Speed. The operation that brought us the jabs that killed thousands. But since when has Trump ever cared about life? Iranian families whose daughters were murdered by him in the girls school could shed more light.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

For their anti Christian can personalizer.

Retarded company of the day 🥇

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

The “I told you so’s” will continue until real patriotism improves.