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human version of a slightly deflated balloon

[mel @skipzoomhop]

"Some day you're gonna be buried in the ground with a piece of concrete with your name on it. Better make the best out of it."

[mel @skipzoomhop]

I still stand by the fact that kool-aid by bmth would be the perfect wwe entrance song

[mel @skipzoomhop]

Parents are so funny cause sometimes they’ll try and get you fired for a slip up and sometimes they’re like ‘shit happens’ and there’s no in between

[mel @skipzoomhop]

Was too busy screaming but since when did the @NHLBlackhawks play @waterparks lollll @awsten
It was a great choice after letting the other team score tho so 10/10

[mel @skipzoomhop]

I will not survive if this is what football season is like this year

[mel @skipzoomhop]

I cannot get the big comfy couch theme song out of my head it’s been days of are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around? With Loonette and Molly a clown and her dolly on the big comfy couch someone send help

[a @vlezvs]

today’s the only day you can rt this

[mel @skipzoomhop]

I know @joncozart /paint is eternal because one of the 10yos at work won’t stop singing Harry Potter is 99 seconds

[mel @skipzoomhop]

Fuck corn

[Baby Tate for now @imbabytate]

EVIL doesn’t die… it reinvents itself.

[mel @skipzoomhop]

“I don’t even know what that fucking means. … and I don’t wanna know” #labubu

[izzy ♡ aka 2008fobstan *✧･ﾟ:* @2008fobstan]

"i got pit" "i got seats" well i've got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match. what a catch

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Little puffin staying afloat

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

[mel @skipzoomhop]

I just wanna know why children go for the loudest game first thing in the morning? It’s 7am. Why do you have to play don’t break the ice and build a tower to knock down?

[mel @skipzoomhop]

@benasitis He wouldn’t know what to do with it

[Female Locker Room @femalelroom]

The transition of Lita coming out in sync with her tron went crazy here 🔥🔥🔥