@AmyJamiCowan @lil_caroll You introduce yourself as Mike when your name is Michael, I’m gonna call you Mike. You introduced yourself as Michelle when your name was Michael, I’m gonna call you Michelle. Not that hard.
my advice to middle school/high school girls... skip the “being a brat to your mom” stage and appreciate the heck out of that woman.. when you’re off on your own you’ll quickly realize that she is the best and truest friend you’ll ever have
why are Muslims facing all this backlash for sacrificing lambs on Eid (the meat is donated to the less fortunate to be eaten) as if Americans don't slaughter 100 million turkeys on Thanksgiving just to complain about how dry and inedible it is every single year 🙄
My 5 Point Plan to National Success:
1. Put me In Charge
2. Michigan takes over Toledo and Cedar Point
3. We turn Ohio into a lake (we name it Lake Inferior for obvious reasons)
4. The new Great Lake acronym is HOMIES
5. We are ridden of Ohio and America is saved