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Not here to fuck spiders.

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It’s actually homophobic that we can’t dance to Rain On Me at ARQ right now.

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Bro exclusively dates lesbians.

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Microsoft Outlook.

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succ customer

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Every time I call in sick 🫠

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@agaptoothbitch I’m in Penrith and I freaked the fuck out! 🫨

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@Project_Pete3 Car turning right must give way to cars turning left. Should not be turning at the same time.

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My experience at this one intersection has got me questioning how I drive! On a green light I’m 99.9% sure I’m fully entitled to make the turn indicated by the yellow arrow into the 3rd lane, and yet so often I encounter a car pulling in front of me following the green line!

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@Project_Pete3 In the original satellite photo it is the only left turn lane however. Obviously if there is more than one left turn lane you need to keep left. Perhaps this image from the next page is a better illustration.

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@DennisHead17 I disagree. In my case I almost immediately need to get into a right hand turning lane on the 3 lane road.

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@Project_Pete3 I disagree and here is my best evidence https://t.co/Gy2a4BN8xK (page 16)

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@tuppaware I can’t find evidence to support that.

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@Finnicks_Sugar Parallel parking my old station wagon was shit. Getting a hatchback which can parallel park itself was a game changer.

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@_marty_k Hm In this case cars turning right have to give way to cars turning left. I don’t see any specific rule about turning left into the left lane. Also in practice people always turn left into whatever lane particularly if they almost immediately need to turn right.

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@hctiwtneb omg lmao 💦👹

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Technology Connections on YouTube is the specific type of dork I am, and relate to. (Except the fridge video I’m not watching that). Find me a guy who wants to spend 20 mins watching a lecture about the orientation that North American power outlets should be installed in.

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What a deal

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Why does it feel like I’ve literally met this couple?

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The one time I decide to actually sit down and do my tax, they take the whole thing offline for a day.

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Did someone hack wordlebot lol? #pwned

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16 year olds born in 2007 will say this is giving 90’s-core