Brittany

She/her. I like space. And Animal Crossing. I wish I could play Animal Crossing in space.

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@LaurenWitzkeDE I think that ratio is the one mocking you 😬😂

[Dr. Holly Walters @Manigarm]

It's that time of year again!

Thanks to @digi_hammurabi as always!

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

Y'all can judge me as you like but over-medium eggs with toast dipped in runny yolk is happiness for me. 🤤😌

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@TheHoneyMa As a little kid, I used to go to my gran's house just to visit with the ghost that liked to hang out in the room they kept the old ass piano in. I was an interesting kid idk what happened 😂

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

I haven't smoked a cigarette in at least a year but I literally dream about lighting up on a weekly basis. Last night, dreamt that I thought "Fuck it. 🤷🏻‍♀️" and got a cig from a coworker and got right back into it like I never stopped. Wtf

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

"he probably licks the perineum too"
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
If he's silent in bed, I'm CONCERNED okay?
That aside, that line killed me 😂😂

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are y’all okay?

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Pronouncing 'particles' like it was the name of a Greek philosopher who discovered physics

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@TheHoneyMa Fabric against my teeth 🤢

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

Y'all, what's it called when somebody does something wrong and when you get mad at them for that, they get mad at you for being mad at them?

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@ElaniKitten I have but there's always something else for the money to go towards lol. And I have NO idea what I'd go with 😳

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@ElaniKitten My mom's (redacted restaurant name) manager suggested my name. 🙄 I fucking hate it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

y’all mind if we cleanse the feed real quick??? 🐻

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

This was one of the best thing about any of the Disney sequels.

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@shaTIRED Learn. I'd just student until I couldn't student anymore.

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@TheHoneyMa Confusing and scary as fuck

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

@dontblamelucas Good.

[Brittany @skittlesinvodka]

Had a dream that I called a company to order the delivery of a pre-built gazebo for my back yard and the garden I was building and I'm just wondering how tf I can have the cool dreams where I fly bc this is boring 😭😭😭