skylar

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘You’re not even Portuguese’

Me at my house:

[1bandx1soun! @1bandx1sound]

Corbin standing on 10 bout his clips 😭😭 he a generational talent

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

First in my bloodline to witness 18 minutes of added time.

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[george @StokeyyG2]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after a Lionel Messi World Cup hat-trick…

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Dudes be going to the club and bars every weekend like a female

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[miia @miiagarro]

i love a short king, like 6'2

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[• @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

[Raliat🧶 @raliat__]

I wonder who God saw eating that he decided gluttony was a sin.😭😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Jum @JesterJum]

Whoever decided it was a good idea for engines to shut off at red lights should be put in prison...for life

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

If I’m Netanyahu I’m telling my video guy to modify a couple frames of every video I put out going forward to schizomaxx

[TMZ @TMZ]

Donna Kelce Window Installers on Scene to Replace Windows https://t.co/YyFN4kWizx

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

sorry but you just can’t bring me to care about another war in the Middle East

not when Donna Kelce is remodeling her modest Florida home