Shawn Kloepfer

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Zelenskyy because his Truth Social app is now "ruined" without all the Russian bots spamming endless AI videos of him as a superhero or Jesus, and his app now just shows real people complaining about how everything sucks.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Nailed it.

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@EvahDestruction @BBDragula @bouletbrothers @Shudder Congratulations, Evah! You rocked the final looks!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@JayKay_BK Get it girl!

[Boulet Brothers @bouletbrothers]

A scripted horror anthology of four chilling holiday tales from The Boulet Brothers, David Dastmalchian, Akela Cooper, and Kate Siegel. Premieres December 16 on Shudder and AMC+.

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@EvahDestruction Congratulations on your win for the musical. You deserved it and should be proud!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@POTUS I have never been more embarrassed by a sitting president. You're an inept bully who has proven time and time again that your ego is more important than the American people. You will go down as the worst American president in history.

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@tgirl_fangs Krampus Nacht! I love it!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@StephenKing Happy birthday, good sir!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@kinky_horror Happy birthday! Thank you for all you do!

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@kinky_horror @IAmJericho

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@meg82159 That's awesome! Congratulations!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@NOFSpodcast Original Suspiria

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@fuckyouiquit

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

@KangGaming Against the Storm. Probably not stream worthy, but damn is it fun!

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

Thanks "Weird Al" Yankovic for spending 2,086 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dare to Be Stupid. #SpotifyWrapped    https://t.co/OjhRzeQYwU

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

🙂

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

This is very powerful for any parent.

[Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie]

Is it any wonder?

Is it any wonder?

What are we doing to our children? Why do we do this to them?

How can you take the masks off them, take the books from their libraries, & claim you've protected them? What would it take to convince you to actually protect them?

[Shawn Kloepfer @skloepfer3]

This right here. This is a good idea.

[Kang @KangGaming]

How about we stop selling 18-year-olds guns? Someone turns 18 and immediately buys two guns and you whoever sold them didn't think that was a red flag?

Have to be 21 to drink but 18 is OK for guns?

Make it make sense.