Sklypto

I make videos sometimes

[michael but spooky @themichaeltbh]

mojang deciding that the ancient city portal leads to the sift and not just "deep dark but bigger" is the best outcome btw

[Sklypto @sklypto]

@TennisballsREAL It was the best thing they could have done
Way better than building false anticipation. The players who were expecting the end update would otherwise be very dissapointed during the last few announcements.

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

The U.S. Should Be More Like Albania:

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Outrage in Italy as an Albanian man was almost beheaded by a North African gang for defending an elderly man during a robbery.

The North Africans entered a restaurant in Fermo and began harassing an elderly Italian man, demanding money.

The Albanian noticed what was happening and tried to defend the elderly Italian man, when the North Africans became enraged and dragged him outside.

They then beat him up, hitting his head with stones and allegedly trying to behead him, all while screaming “Allahu Akbar”, to the horror of everyone.

The brave man is now in a coma, fighting for his life.

[Sklypto @sklypto]

@AnnaDeMilanese Nope. You're very wrong

[Shefqet Fejzo🇦🇱 @ShefqetFejzo11]

#albaniaisnotforsale

Meanwhile a random shop in Tirana🇦🇱❤️

[Sklypto @sklypto]

@ShefqetFejzo11 In Korça

[Sklypto @sklypto]

@Skiponja_AL @ComradeHazet36 ?
He's saying that albanians got the memo and instead of just protesting, they're actually taking action and kicking out the "settlers." He's complimenting us

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Albanian fishermen and ferry pilots have reportedly joined together to create an "Anti-Pedophile Navy" that vows to intercept and arrest Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump the next time they try to sail into Albanian waters.

[Whale Scan @WhaleScan]

🚨 A prime minister just told his own citizens that democracy has a number.. and they didn't make the cut..

Edi Rama — Albania's four-term leader — is pushing a $1.4 to $4 billion Kushner-linked luxury resort onto protected Adriatic wetlands..

flamingo habitats.. sea turtle nesting zones.. ecologically sensitive coastline..

and when thousands of Albanians flooded the streets to say no..

Rama said this:

"Not 5,000 protesters in the streets, not even 500,000 protesters can stop me."

Albania has 2.75 million people..

he just told 1 in every 5 of his own citizens that their voices don't reach the threshold..

and here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

this is the same man who called protesters "mercenaries" in 2025.. "neighborhood thugs" in 2026.. and pushed through elections in 2019 while his own office was on fire from petrol bombs..

he didn't just dismiss a protest..

he announced the price of admission to Albanian democracy.. and made clear the people don't have enough..

the resort hasn't broken ground.. the prime minister already told you who the land belongs to..

it never ends well for the people paying the bills.

I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is the way

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Albanians don't want an Epstein island in their country!

[SNEAKO @sneako]

How pathetic that Americans sit idle while Israel rapes us but Albanians gather together like warriors

[YouNeek🗽 @sadinpali]

🚨Dua Lipa via her Instagram Story!

[Alb Patriot 🇦🇱 🦅 @Alb_Patriot]

@RpsAgainstTrump @grok

[Not.........An................ NPC.............. @not_an_npc_9]

@RupertLowe10 "He's a nutcase". Is that how you treat all people with mental illness or just those that say things you dont like? Kudos for being somewhat reasonable though

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next flight of Starship and first flight of V3 ship & booster is 4 to 6 weeks away

[Sklypto @sklypto]

@jj_Jamesbaron @FoxNews That's exactly what he himself is saying 🤦‍♂️